July 9 Keg Death Watch Thread and Prize Info

Hey when does tailgate start? Seriously.

 

17:14 hrs.

 

5:17pm, 24-hour clocks are for people not bright enough to tell day from night

 

2ish

 

Thanks. I didn't see Lastort did the same thing when I posted that.

 

5:39! Book it.

Thx,

Jay!

 

The keg will be drunk when the keg will be drunk.

GM

 

yeah what he said

 

Yep, like GM said, the keg will be drunk after we're all drunk.

 

Anyone remember what kind of beer we had last time? This is urgent.

 

I THINK it was Yeungling... and we have a nice little streak going with it. (Chicago and NE wins...)

However Iam also drinking AND cleaning pistols so I may not be the smartest guy on the planet

 

All that at 1 in the morning? I gots to get on Stafford time!

 

Anyone seen Paul "Caliban" around?

He usually sends me the deathwatch list with shocking dependability and I havent recieved it yet.

 

Hey hey, I got to get a couple of those pistols dirty for him,
Barra Blast Fest Part Deux occured yesterday.
Thanks Owen!
Much powder was burned, and serious grinning followed.
Mark

 

This is going to be a good one. Jan made a HUGE amount of her "black out" chicken wings for us to bring along. And since Marcel just turned 30 two days ago, I think we should continue to celebrate his birthday in style down on the Anacostia.

 

I tasted some of the Chinese paint thinner pre-game.

Thanks, entropy. No, after tasting that I don't think thanks is the proper way to express it. That stuff was awful.

Oh, and to those who asked Jan post-game, I didn't get in trouble nor did I have to sleep on the couch. Yesterday was a pretty rough day though, purely from a hangover perspective.

 

I only have one burn mark on my fingers. Not bad, all things considered.

 

Yeah, but to Mike, it means
1) Drink a bottle
2) Launch a rocket

 

Figures....the day I can't make it is the day someone finally brings a liqour luge.... And originally I was just upset I couldn't go, and that i would miss out on the tailgate and match...THIS makes me angry with Pints.

 

Sybil?

 

No worries Pints, I'll continue to set up the ice luge so long as people like it and it stays hot out.

Consider it now a fixture in the tailgates.

 

PS- That was actually the 2nd appearance of the Luge.

 

Can you set up a really big one that we can shoot down feet-first at 70 mph?