Joao Felix: The Prodigy or The Fraud?

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by Sumol, Jun 16, 2019.

  1. RedBullSeven

    RedBullSeven Member+

    Apr 28, 2012
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    #551 RedBullSeven, Jun 1, 2022
    Last edited: Jun 1, 2022
    Good, now he can play with a chip on his shoulder. Portuguese players are better when they are pissed off.

    Also the cuck here is not the multi millionaire ball player. The cuck here is the poster celebrating a Spaniard ********ing a Portuguese girl that belongs to a Portuguese man. Good job on shitting on your own people, cuck.
     
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Felix is that you? Did I hurt your feelings? Felix is the literal definition of a cuck watching his Sportingista lady get smashed by a superior player.
     
  3. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
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    Dude is a loser on and off the field too. No wonder his lady is getting banged by Porro
     
  4. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    And I assume she not his lady anymore?
     
  5. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    This is an unhealthy amount attention you give to this person. Starting to think you have a mancrush lol
     
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  6. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Oh boy the season has not started yet but he is injured again
     
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  7. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Anyone really shocked? Dude's got the body of a starving child. No wonder he's getting cucked by Porto.
     
  8. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  9. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Nice PK miss, ya fuckin bum
     
  10. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    FELIXXX, already an assist. To Morata too, that counts as three assists
     
  11. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Another assist to morata
     
  12. prodigal_mind

    prodigal_mind Member+

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Portugal
    Jul 3, 2018
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    THREEEE assists
     
  13. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Dude looked great today getting his shit pushed in by Villarreal.
     
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  14. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  15. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
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    Sporting CP Lisbon
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    Portugal
    Another game, another useless performance.

    0 goals. 0 assists. 1 handball.

    This dude is ass.
     
  16. Serengeti_Boy

    Serengeti_Boy Member+

    Sep 15, 2009
    Serengeti, East Africa
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Tanzania
    Should he move? Is it Simeone 's style of play? I was convinced he was the real deal in Portugal.
     
  17. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Anyone who plays for SLB is the "real deal" when you play in a corrupt league that complicit in favoring Benfica in literally facet of the game. The refs help them "win" games, the media overhypes their players, etc. It's a never-ending perpetual Benfica circle-jerk.

    Felix had one year on the senior team in a farmer's league. Benfica absolutely swindled Atletico.
     
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  18. Serengeti_Boy

    Serengeti_Boy Member+

    Sep 15, 2009
    Serengeti, East Africa
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Tanzania
    Their purchased players have been awful of late. Griezmann, Lemar, Felix, De Paul etc. Barely improved their attack and scoring.
     
  19. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    The global consensus is that Simeone is the worst manager in the world and ruins offensively gifted players.

    Felix needs to get out of that team before i can really make a judgement on him.
     
  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    62 minutes of dog shit. Mods, lock this thread up before this dude continues to embarrass himself.
     
  21. benficafan3

    benficafan3 Member+

    Nov 16, 2005
    C'mon bro this is my cousin you're talking about. I'll have to call his grandpa up to give him a smacking.
     
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  22. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Hahahah some palmadas wouldn't hurt
     
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  23. benficafan3

    benficafan3 Member+

    Nov 16, 2005
    His grandpa actually says that his success is all because of him. He's serious too lol It's hilarious.

    And to remind ya'll of sources, Joao Felix's grandpa is first cousins with my mom. He's a funny dude.
     
  24. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    This worthless sack of shit has been relegated to a 87th minute substitute and the only thing he did was pick up a yellow. Easily the most overrated, talentless, worthless bust/flop transfer over ever seen. Biggest failure in world soccer history.
     
  25. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

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