Witty as always, but has an interesting take on Landon Donovan here. "10. Landon Donovan really is way, way meaner than everyone thinks he is, right? What I said: Actually he's quite the guy. He walks little old ladies across the street, rescues kittens that are stuck in trees, stands outside grocery stores with a little bell for the Salvation Army, misses penalty kicks so the opposing team can feel the thrill of victory, buys Girl Scout cookies by the truckload, knows all the answers on Family Feud and single-handedly repaired part of the ozone layer. What I should have said: He's the biggest jerk I know." I thought some here would enjoy this, and no, it's not an April Fool's joke. Sorry if this has been posted before. GO QUAKES!!! Battch