Isn't there a press conference in Houston today?

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Knave, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. chapulincolorado

    Jul 14, 1999
    McAllen, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    [don garber] .....MLS fans....we thank you for your participation in the focus groups. After much deliveration. We have picked a name that brings together the two main traditions of soccer....el futbol...: Latino and European....I present to you:[/don garber]


     
  2. 3rd Degree

    3rd Degree Member

    Feb 6, 2000
    Dallas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :D
     
  3. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    When you've been grammar/spelling smacked by Buzz, that's when you know you've hit rock bottom.
     
  4. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Houston Roughnecks

    It's appropriate and it would tick off a certain BS poster from Tulsa. But until they actually have a name, I'll go with naming them for the most prevalent and ferocious local animal in Houston:

    Houston Cockroaches
     
  5. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    Dude, you forgot "Wanderers"! :eek:

    FC Bayern Dinamo Houston Town City United Wanderers 06 USA
     
  6. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Don't you think Houston Cucarachas would be more hip?
     
  7. 3rd Degree

    3rd Degree Member

    Feb 6, 2000
    Dallas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    that means Orange Jerseys
     
  8. 3rd Degree

    3rd Degree Member

    Feb 6, 2000
    Dallas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was actaully going for Houston being on a Plane and also being boring.

    but the other works too.
     
  9. myshap

    myshap Member

    Jun 19, 2002
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Don't underestimate the mosquitoes there. I swear I saw one the size of a condor when I was outside Houston once.
     
  10. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, but when I lived there, I saw cockroaches carry off small animals and devour them.
     
  11. jokeefe80

    jokeefe80 Red Card

    Oct 31, 2005
    Boston, Ma
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How about this

    Houston C-students

    slogan: "anyone can become president!"
     
  12. owendylan

    owendylan Member

    May 30, 2001
    Virginia
    Club:
    DC United
    Bring back the Oilers!!

    Houston Hooligans
    Houston Astronuts
    Houston Wanderers
    Houston Latics
     
  13. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why should they name a team in honor of a transplanted New Englander?
     
  14. jokeefe80

    jokeefe80 Red Card

    Oct 31, 2005
    Boston, Ma
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    born in massachusetts

    primary education in texas

    you do the math
     
  15. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    Andover and Yale are in Texas now??? Cool, hopefully my son can get instate tuition to Yale in 15 years.
     
  16. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    It looks more like geography to me.
     
  17. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Prep school in New England.

    College and grad school in New England.

    The mesquite orchard -- err, ranch -- that he has outside of Waco was a campaign prop that he bought in 1999.
     
  18. jokeefe80

    jokeefe80 Red Card

    Oct 31, 2005
    Boston, Ma
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    he didn't go to phillips andover until he was 16
     
  19. Rocket

    Rocket Member

    Aug 29, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Houston has already moved to MLS Teams

    Huss wants to keep San Jose in MLS Teams for the time being
     
  20. texgator

    texgator New Member

    Oct 28, 2003
    Plano
    So primarily educated means where he went to grade school? I can't find the particulars but I believe he spent much of his grade school days in the DC area, not in Texas. He told stories of going to Texas for the summer, but not being educated there.
     
  21. jokeefe80

    jokeefe80 Red Card

    Oct 31, 2005
    Boston, Ma
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i'm almost positive he went to sam houston elementary school. I think we are argueing this point a little too deeply, because my initial joke was not intended to drag us into a morass of political nonsense.
     
  22. MightyMouse

    MightyMouse BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 19, 2003
    Island paradise east of the mainland
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Strange, Houston Apollos has a ring to it... I kinda like it!!!
     
  23. Professor B

    Professor B Member

    Oct 13, 2000
    Grundy, VA
    At least Huss knows that it isn't nice to kick fans while they're down. Gotta feel for the quakes fans.

    Personally I like Houston Cucarachos (or however it is spelled). Roughnecks would be an interesting choice as well.
     
  24. jokeefe80

    jokeefe80 Red Card

    Oct 31, 2005
    Boston, Ma
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I actually like Houston Republic, or Republic FC. The badge has to have a lonestar in it, or this country is going to hell.
     
  25. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA

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