In which we post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

“A massive marketing campaign designed to fill manufacturing jobs in Michigan is starting to pay dividends for employers—and the state’s economy—as thousands of workers prepare to take on new clean energy careers, including in EV battery manufacturing.”https://t.co/X0QTqg7oQM

— Jesse Lee (@JesseCharlesLee) April 16, 2024

 

The man in question apparently is the leftie blogger/twitterer known as the Hoarse Whisperer.

I need to branch out.

Valerie Bertinelli Gives Hints About New Boyfriend in Sweet Post: ‘I Just Can’t with This Man’ https://t.co/ocNTODQcES

— People (@people) April 9, 2024

 

Big men with tears in their eyes..

Weird how NO video of this exists.

Deranged cult. https://t.co/tHIEcSYIbH

— Spiro’s Ghost (@AntiToxicPeople) April 17, 2024

 

Because his secret service detail would let people just run up and hug him, given he has a history of being a hugging type of guy.

 

The thing about many of their isn’t just that they’re not true. It’s that they can’t be true. Like the secret Service isn’t gonna let people just run up on Trump.

But that’s the price of admission.

 

This is as amazing as it is appalling

Teaching my first History course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student pic.twitter.com/uYfUCRPOdL

— elijah ⛲️ (@EdwardVersaii) April 17, 2024

 

The delusional sycophancy at work here is off the charts

Miller: The most stylish president and first lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump. Donald Trump is a style icon. He changed American fashion in The Apprentice. People spent the next 10 years trying to dress like him pic.twitter.com/ZpQs9ZnuWG

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 17, 2024

 

This bill is common sense and has no chance

Rep Mikie Sherrill is proposing to end classified briefings to people charged with/convicted of mishandling state secrets and other crimes, such as Trump.

As we discuss, Trump could use classified info to sabotage US foreign policy to help his campaign:https://t.co/Jt4JSVyEZ9

— Greg Sargent (@GregTSargent) April 17, 2024

 

I thought STRIKES were supposed to be “unlimited” when we were picking our jury? I was then told we only had 10, not nearly enough when we were purposely given the 2nd Worst Venue in the Country. Don’t worry, we have the First Worst also, as the Witch Hunt continues! ELECTION…

— Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) April 17, 2024

 

In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case. #SCOTUS

— Jeffrey Toobin (@JeffreyToobin) April 16, 2024

 

“I’m not voting until the economy is so good that an entry-level worker in their 20s can be absolutely assured of living alone”

Look, call me a troll or whatever, but I think some of the economic gloom among young people might be coming from totally unrealistic expectations pic.twitter.com/PYc5BFVUg1

— Will Stancil (@whstancil) April 17, 2024

 

This is why I don’t do ocean activities. pic.twitter.com/bgS1xGs4Wi

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 16, 2024

 

1) That would've been cool as hell.

2) Better her than me.

 

I'm no lawyer, but I assumed that there was always a certain limit to the number of prospective jurors either side can eliminate for any reason. If not, what's to stop a hypothetical situation where, someone like, I dunno, a former president and his top-notch legal team to keep disqualifying every juror to delay the trial until after the election?

 

If his tie doesn't end below his John Thomas he's lying and he knows it.

 

It's not delusional sycophancy - it's a test a loyalty. Miller knows exactly what he's doing - he's issuing a false narrative that loyal people will have to agree with and support otherwise they will be outed for not being "loyalists".

 

Otherwise known as "Buck-Nekkid Emperor Syndrome."

 

Adam Gold is the local sports radio guy. This tweet IMO just shows how mainstream soccer is now.

Tough afternoon for the EPL. Bayern 1-0 Arsenal and Real Madrid over Man City in penalties. If Liverpool can’t rally from 0-3 at Atalanta tomorrow, the only English club left will be Villa in Conference League. So much for 5 UCL spots next season.

— Adam Gold (@AGoldFan) April 17, 2024

 

Bidenomics

— Carsten Meyer (@C_arstenMeyer) April 17, 2024

 

Put Heritage into the pro-Putin camp. https://t.co/mqbkLhjPGo

— emptywheel (seiceáil) (@emptywheel) April 17, 2024

 

Republican Mike Gallagher hints that death threats may have been behind his early resignation:

"This is more just me wanting to prioritize being with my family," he said. "I signed up for the death threats and the late-night swatting, but they did not. And for a young family, I…

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 17, 2024

 

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Newly released police report gives transcript of @ChrisMZiegler sex tape. pic.twitter.com/3SyCmxHT88

— Michael Barfield (@mbar62) April 17, 2024