In which we post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

It will be the Maserati that's coal rollling.

 

new article of impeachment just dropped pic.twitter.com/J5VLkNfs2O

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 27, 2023

 

Shouldn't dogs that bite so often be put down?

At first I thought this was about the Washington football team.

 

Not if his owner has the power to pardon turkeys too!

 

Wait, he pardoned Trump?

 

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NY judge in ruling on Trump organization fraud case:

"He [Trump] also seems to imply that the numbers cannot be inflated because he could find a 'buyer from Saudi Arabia' to pay any price he suggests." pic.twitter.com/x44imKe3ME

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) September 26, 2023

 

>spear, eyepatch, live crow

nobody tell them pic.twitter.com/OdxVTmu3T6

— Daddy Warpig (@DaddyWarpig) September 25, 2023

 

Unfortunately, miss Jackson we are for real. This "tree stand" was discovered on public land in McIntosh Co. by Warden Rowland. Not only is this EXTREMELY NOT SAFE, it is EXTREMELY NOT LEGAL.
IT WAS HELD IN BY FOUR SMALL SCREWS.

Y👏CAN'T👏Y'ALL👏FIND👏SOMETHING👏SAFE👏TO👏DO? pic.twitter.com/zCtovwnZkz

— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) September 19, 2023

 

Is it possible autopilot didn't malfunction, just thinks he's an unbelievable dick like everyone else? https://t.co/N6XF1WdDof

— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) September 17, 2023

 

CommanderSkins fans' feelings since Snyder bought them:

“What do you think of your team’s execution, coach?” To which McKay replied, “I’m in favor of it.”

 

this is such a weird way to refer to the First Lady of the United States pic.twitter.com/KicqfbtkHB

— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) September 28, 2023

 

Audio NSFW

Best video I have seen all day..now this is a #poll that matters pic.twitter.com/jQmmNs9Rhf

— Candidly Tiff 🪷 (@tify330) September 27, 2023

 

Don't get it

 

Chris Christie proverb: To make yourself look more reasonable, stand in a room full of lunatics.

— Devin Nunes’ Alt-Mom (@NunesAlt) September 28, 2023

 

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BREAKING: GOP confesses they're going to impeach Biden because he loved his son both while he was VP and POTUS, and when he was a private citizen.

High Crimes and Good Fathering https://t.co/eA0uQrv7s2

— emptywheel (seiceáil) (@emptywheel) September 28, 2023

 

“Honestly, every time I hear you I feel a little bit dumber from what you say.” 😂 #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/jsODUHFpM4

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) September 28, 2023

 

The guy just wanted to thin the herd.

The herd he was actually going to thin was not the one he thought he was going to thin... but same results.

 

"It is so unreal that we're sitting at a table discussing that the former leader of the free world is making statements knowing darn well the sort of call and response affect he has...something terrible is going to happen" - @AWeissmann_ w/ @NicolleDWallace pic.twitter.com/jPaYgOsXOH

— Deadline White House (@DeadlineWH) September 27, 2023

 

I can’t top this https://t.co/DYER81ODeC

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 28, 2023

 

I was half-expecting him to use a term like "stank ho" but since when is Melania a member of the teachers union? Or is he referring to one of his other wimming?

 

Those are truly dangerous times indeed.

 

He’s referring to Jill Biden.