It's a slow day here at work so I figured I may as well do something I've thought about off and on for a good while now......apply my soccer skills as if I was a player in Hattrick. I mean, how would I look? So I thought about it, and this is what I came up with: Lone Star 33 years, disastrous form, healthy A pleasant fellow who is temperamental and honest. Has inadequate experience and passable leadership abilities. Nationality: USA Total Skill Index (TSI): ??? Wage: ??? $/week Owner: Panther City FC Stamina: disastrous Goaltending: disastrous Playmaking: weak Passing: inadequate Winger: passable Defending: passable Scoring: weak Set Pieces: weak It's a shame I wasnt trained when I was 17. I could've been a good player. I was at my peak way back then (had played since I was 5), and was really close to being a solid defender. I had decent experience and other players listened to what I said during a match, especially when we'd run the offsides trap. As it stands now I could maybe play backup on a D5 team, or even start on a D6 team, which would translate to a rec league in real life. Gotta work on that form and stamina, though. I'm out of shape. Panther City FC II.3 - USA
#4 Justin Brightbill 21 Years, Passable Form, bad knees A pleasant fellow who is firey and honest. Has Wretched Experience and Passable Leadership abilities. Specialty: Head Stamina: Passable Playmaking: Weak Winger:weak Scoring: Passable Goaltending: Disasterous Passing: Inadequate Defending: Solid Setpeices: Wretched
ur_land 27 years, weak form, healthy A popular fellow who is temperamental and honest. Has inadequate experience and passable leadership abilities. Nationality: USA Total Skill Index (TSI): ??? Wage: ??? $/week Owner: My Wife Specialty: Quick Stamina: poor Goaltending: poor Playmaking: weak Passing: inadequate Winger: inadequate Defending: passable Scoring: passable Set Pieces: weak I was a fullback on my youth team, but now all I play is forward. As you can see, I'm a semi-clown, and I've been starring for my D.IX rec team. Too bad refs don't have stats in hattrick--I'd be pretty good in those.
Kopite 40 years, passable form, unhealthy bad habits A nasty fellow who is temperamental and sarcastic. Has excellent experience and excellent leadership abilities. Nationality: England Total Skill Index (TSI): 0 Wage: $0/week Owner: Scouser Tommies FC Stamina: disastrous Goaltending: inadequate Playmaking: weak Passing: passable Winger: inadequate Defending: solid Scoring: disastrous Set Pieces: passable I still play at my grand old age of 40 But I get more yellow cards than goals and my team mates agree I should play left back - "left back in the changing room"
Dave Marcus 16 years, passable form, healthy A popular fellow who is temperamental and dishonest. Has weak experience and passable leadership abilities. Nationality: USA Total Skill Index (TSI): ??? Wage: 1 pasta dinner /week Owner: PVHS Stamina: passable Goaltending: wretched Playmaking: passable Passing: solid Winger: solid Defending: passable Scoring: inadequate Set Pieces: inadequate i start on my varsity team and we're 2-0 so far so i figure i cant be too bad
Ikari: This player was last seen in the VIP section looking extremely bored. His days of glory are most certainly behind him.
This is definately me: This player was last seen having a pint at the local pub. His days of glory are clearly over. Panther City FC II.3 - USA
James Robertson (90749907) 19 years, passable form A pleasant guy who is fiery and honest. Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities. Nationality: USA Total Skill Index (TSI): 5 430 Wage: 1 541 US$/week Owner: Alaska United SC Warnings: Numerous Stamina: Solid Goaltending: Wretched Playmaking: Inadequate Passing: Passable Winger: Solid Defending: Excellent Scoring: disastrous Set Pieces: Passable
Player was last seen owning Dynamo KC. No glory to be had by playing himself, cause he sucked, he is going to get it by managing his team to victory.
First off let me say that I have played comptetive soccer at every position, but I was always at my best in goal or up top, that's why my skills as a goalie are rahter high, hell I was able to play over in England for a team over there earning a few man of the match awards in goal, so I feel I deserve a decent goalie stats. Since I am also student coach at my school this year, I gave myself a little extra experience #15 Mike Kuhn 21 years old, passable form, bruised but training An inad coach(but still able to improve) who is fond of attacking A popular fellow who is temperamental and honest. Has pasable experience and passable leadership abilities. Quick Stamina: passable Keeper: solid Playmaking: weak Passing: inad Winger: inad Defending: weak Scoring: passable Set Pieces: wretched speaking of which, I thought this was pretty creepy. I did a search for my name just now, found one, the guy is 21, and looks to be pretty decent. player id 29500658
Patrick (12444881) 17 years, weak form, healthy A sympathetic fellow who is balanced and upright. Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities. Nationality: Nederland Total Skill Index (TSI): 0 Wage: 0 €/week Owner: VDS United Stamina: wretched Goaltending: wretched Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate Winger: poor Defending: weak Scoring: poor Set Pieces: solid
There's one out there with my name too (2204804)... Stuck on a bot team some place in England, so I can't even try to buy him.
There was a Christopher Meier on Infectious Killers when I first started playing. I asked the owner several times to put him up for sale since I noticed he logged on infrequently but alas he didn't and I disappeared. I look every few weeks to see if I reappear but nothing yet.
I exist: Joe Vaughan (35527351) 25 years, solid form, healthy A sympathetic guy who is balanced and honest. Has weak experience and inadequate leadership abilities. Speciality: Technical Nationality: Oceania Total Skill Index (TSI): 750 Wage: 597 US$/week Owner: drunkin_bogans Warnings: 2 Career Goals: 4 Career Hattricks: 0 League goals this season: 4 Cup goals this season: 0 Fairly accurate too, although honestly that TSI is probably a little high. And my speciality was certainly never technical. Glad to see that I play for a team named drunkin_bogans ... seems like the sort of place I'd enjoy.
Tweeder 24 years, passable form, healthy A nasty fellow who is temperamental and dishonest. Has weak experience and passable leadership abilities. Nationality: Scotland Total Skill Index (TSI): ??? Wage: need more money /week Owner: Dallas red Knights Stamina: passable Goaltending: wretched Playmaking: inadequate Passing: poor Winger: inadequate Defending: passable Scoring: week Set Pieces: inadequate Currently playing in a rec league.
There are a few players in Hattrick with my name. Never seen any transfer listed, though. Kevin in Louisiana 18 years, passable form, healthy A pleasant guy who is balanced and righteous. Has wretched experience and poor leadership abilities. Stamina: excellent Keeper: disastrous Playmaking: inadequate Passing: passable Winger: inadequate Defending: wretched Scoring: solid Set pieces: poor Beware that most of the skills above are highly exaggerated.
Tim Sorweid 22 years, Excellent form, healthy A controversial person who is balanced and honest. Has excellent experience and excellent leadership abilities. Nationality: USA Total Skill Index (TSI): 20,000 Wage: 1,000,000 US$/week Owner: Alpine Valley United FC Warnings: 0 Stamina: excellent Keeper: ganesh-ish Playmaking: divine Passing: christ-like Winger: formidable Defending: divine Scoring: titanic Set pieces: divine only slightly embellished The picture kind of looks like me though!
There's a player with my name out there too. James Robertson (20871000) 19 years, solid form, healthy A sympathetic guy who is calm and honest. Has wretched experience and weak leadership abilities. Speciality: Head Nationality: USA Total Skill Index (TSI): 18 900 Wage: 4 526 US$/week including 20% Bonus Owner: FC One Warnings: 0 Career Goals: 16 Career Hattricks: 2 League goals this season: 1 Cup goals this season: 0 He puts up 5 stars a game. The fact that he's 19 like me is just scary. Oh and I'm supporter for his team.
Or do what George did for Eric. LOL I was looking at myself again on hattrick, and noticed I only pulled 1.5 stars in my latest match. I don't understand how I could do that with a TSI over 1000 I would figure I'd at least be in a position to be a 2-3 star player with a TSI like that, maybe he is playing me out of position. I just figured out why he only got 1.5 stars, because he is a winger, and an offensive one at that, he gains about 2.5 stars per game, so I'd guess somewhere around a solid winger is what I am.