https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=554153&page=28 This comes from something my friend said to a girl who, well, wasn't blessed in the boobage area. When drunk, he asked her the simple question "if you didn't have feet, would you still wear socks?" She replied no, obviously, to which he then retorted "why are you wearing a bra then?" I don't think I've laughed so much in my life. Anyway, waffle away!