If they were not in MLS, where should they work?

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Juan Luis Guerra, Jul 19, 2002.

  1. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    If they were not in MLS, where should they work?. This is my own personal list.

    1- Landon donovan= a bartender type of job should work fine for him.
    2- Ariel Graziani= parking cars at your local Sheraton hotel
    3- Tim Howard= drug dealer
    4- El Pescadito Ruiz= cleaning tables and collecting tips at Olive Garden Restaurant.
    5- El diablo Etchevery= changing tires 24 hours a day/365 days
    6- Mike Petke= a gay porno star and part time dancer
    7- Carlos Valderrama= Taking turns with his brother Roger at Mcdonalds.
    8- Tony Meola delivering Pizza at Pizza hot
    9- Mark Chung= a cook at a chinese restaurant, also making deliveries at night for an extra cash.
    10- Mamadu Diallo= driving a taxi in New York City.

    what are your ten best jobs
  2. timmy409

    timmy409 Red Card

    Apr 3, 2002
    cobi jones-male jigalo
  3. eric515

    eric515 Member

    May 8, 2002
    Atlanta, GA
    Aston Villa FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tony Meola: Enforcer for the Mob

    Clint Mathis: Garbage man

    Landon Donovan: Newest member of O-Town.

    Zach Thornton: Bouncer

    Mammadou Diallo: Extermist leader of GFTEOK, Ghanans For the Elimination of Keepers. "All goalies must Die!!"
  4. Native Aztexan

    Jan 27, 2002
    Austin, Texas
    Austin Aztex
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Clint Mathis - pig farmer
    Alexi Lalas - 70's porn star (he looks like one)
    Carlos Ruiz - Latin soap star on Telemundo (or is it Jaime Moreno ?)
    DaMarcus Beasley - spokesperson for WeightWatchers
    Carlos Valderrama - Foxy Cleopatra's new agent
    Tyrone Marshall & Danny Califf - hairstylists in Hollywood.
  5. boots15

    boots15 New Member

    Sep 19, 2000
    San Diego, CA
    Clint Mathis-a pimp
    Carlos Bocanegra-a surfer
    Ante Razov-a stripper
    Chris Henderson-an aerobics instructor
    Mike Petke-informercial host
    Brian McBride-A kindergarten teacher
    Taylor Twellman-lets go with stripper for him too
  6. detter7

    detter7 New Member

    Jun 14, 2000
    Twellman/Convey/Quaranta/Donovan - McDonald's alumni
  7. supersport

    supersport New Member

    Oct 17, 2001
    San Francisco
    Jeff Agoos Construction worker
    Troy Dayak Biker
    Landon Donovan Naval cadet
    Dewayne Derosario Indian
    Jon Conway Cop

    And if they can't find work in these areas, they can tour together as the New Village People.
  8. todda74

    todda74 New Member

    Nov 4, 2001
    Carlos Llamosa was a cab driver in NY before MLS.
  9. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    didn't he also work at the world trade centers ... janitor i believe? good success story.
  10. microbrew

    microbrew New Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    The story is even better- he [Carlos Llamosa] actually survived the World Trade Center bombing in 1993. He was on lunch break when it happened.
  11. burning247

    burning247 Member+

    Liverpool FC
    Sep 16, 2000
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Eric 515 I know you didn't do the first one, but thought it was so true I had to give it a laugh :), and not to be a pain in the arse but Diallo is from Senegal.
  12. enderjed

    enderjed Member

    Jul 11, 2002
    Denton, TX
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bob Bradley--Ice dancer
    Ray Hudson--Pirate
    Greg Andrulis--Maytag repairman
    Octavio Zambrano--NYC cab driver
    Steve Nicol--Scottish pop singer ("500 Miles")
    Tim Hankinson--Head coach, Tampa Bay Whatevers
    Bob Gansler--Beverly Hills police captain
    Sigi Schmid--2nd best anything
    Frank Yallop--Unemployed software developer (in San Jose? noooo)
    Mike Jeffries--Chess grandmaster
    Dave Dir--Professor Emeritus
    Don Garber--Arctic regional refrigerator salesman
    Phil Anschutz--Debt consolidator
    Ken Horowitz--Village idiot

    and finally,

    Lamar Hunt--Saint (redundant?)
  13. Metromania

    Metromania Red Card

    Apr 28, 2001
    New York
    1- Brian Mcbride, yeah a kindergarden teacher is perfect. He appears to like kids a lot.

    2- Zach Thorton, a bouncer at a lesbian club

    3- Tony Meola, out of job for 3 years. Living with parents and seems to be ok with this lifestyle.

    4- Octavio Zambrano, a Spanish teacher at Kennedy High School

    5- Josh Wolff, working at a senior citizen home, helping our grandmoms with their daily routines.

    6- Carlos el Pibe Valderrama, a full time clawn at Mcdonald´s house

    7- Coby Jones, selling avon products

    8- Pineda Chacon, a Catholic priest

    9- Diego Serna, cleaning toilets at the prestigious Howard Johnson restaurants/hotels

    10- Joselito Vacca, taking care a my father´s cow ranch in Texas.

    11- Jaime Moreno and Milton Reyes, lifeguards at Bally´s total fitness

    12- CJ Brown, a bus driver in Chicago.
  14. detter7

    detter7 New Member

    Jun 14, 2000
    I could see Zach Thornton as a secret service agent.
  15. uniteo

    uniteo Member+

    Sep 2, 2000
    Rockville, MD
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    Now Clint Mathis would be workin' in a junkyard, not the fancy counter help, he'd be the guy runnin' out to pull the blower motor from an '89 Citation just for you.

    Boss: "Clint, go git me a starter of a '92 Tercel for this nice lady."

    Clint: "Why I'd do just about anything for this here pretty lady. What's your name sweetie? Amber? Why that's as pretty as a 1966 GTO..."
  16. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Oh, man that was funny.
  17. Miloco

    Miloco Red Card

    Jun 6, 2002
    West Palm Beach
    Zach Thorton, dog catcher
  18. Omahacrew

    Omahacrew New Member

    Apr 22, 2001
    Jack Edwards - broadcasting Sumo wrestling
    Ty Keough - Teaching History and coaching high school soccer in Kentucky
  19. pc4th

    pc4th New Member

    Jun 14, 2003
    North Poll
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    (bringing this post back to life for those that haven't seen it, kinda funny, great topic)

    Landon Donavan-CBS Artic Survivors contestant(voted out in the First Tribal Council) reason: got a terrible cold for taking his shirt off too much.

    Hong Bo: professional hobo
  20. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    I have a better job for Hong Bo, waiter at "The Red Dragon" chinese restaurant.
  21. supersport

    supersport New Member

    Oct 17, 2001
    San Francisco
    Ramiro Corrales, Towel Boy, he showed us his skills in this area against the Metrostars.
  22. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    yeah, lol, lol this is my favorite list too.
  23. JMMUSA8

    JMMUSA8 New Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Taylor Twellman - Pizza Delivery Boy in his Pinto

    Adin Brown - Stand In for "Harry and the Hendersons - The Movie"

    Bob Bradley - Master Criminal, FBI's most wanted burglar

    Ray Hudson - Selling Cutco Knives.

    Carlos Ruiz - Trash Man

    Zach Thornton - goes insane and prances around the Windy City as the Ultimate Thor, costume and all

    Tony Meola - Competitve Eating Champion ("Takeru Kobayashi aint got sh!t on me!")

    Jim Curtin - President of "The Muppet Babies Fan Club"
  24. GKiey

    GKiey New Member

    Mar 23, 2003
    Long Island
    These are lame ass postings, take this crap of Big Soccer. It has not place here. Later
  25. JMMUSA8

    JMMUSA8 New Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    frickin newbies, stop being such a tight ass

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