If they were not in MLS, where should they work?. This is my own personal list. 1- Landon donovan= a bartender type of job should work fine for him. 2- Ariel Graziani= parking cars at your local Sheraton hotel 3- Tim Howard= drug dealer 4- El Pescadito Ruiz= cleaning tables and collecting tips at Olive Garden Restaurant. 5- El diablo Etchevery= changing tires 24 hours a day/365 days 6- Mike Petke= a gay porno star and part time dancer 7- Carlos Valderrama= Taking turns with his brother Roger at Mcdonalds. 8- Tony Meola delivering Pizza at Pizza hot 9- Mark Chung= a cook at a chinese restaurant, also making deliveries at night for an extra cash. 10- Mamadu Diallo= driving a taxi in New York City. what are your ten best jobs
Tony Meola: Enforcer for the Mob Clint Mathis: Garbage man Landon Donovan: Newest member of O-Town. Zach Thornton: Bouncer Mammadou Diallo: Extermist leader of GFTEOK, Ghanans For the Elimination of Keepers. "All goalies must Die!!"
Clint Mathis - pig farmer Alexi Lalas - 70's porn star (he looks like one) Carlos Ruiz - Latin soap star on Telemundo (or is it Jaime Moreno ?) DaMarcus Beasley - spokesperson for WeightWatchers Carlos Valderrama - Foxy Cleopatra's new agent Tyrone Marshall & Danny Califf - hairstylists in Hollywood.
Clint Mathis-a pimp Carlos Bocanegra-a surfer Ante Razov-a stripper Chris Henderson-an aerobics instructor Mike Petke-informercial host Brian McBride-A kindergarten teacher Taylor Twellman-lets go with stripper for him too
Jeff Agoos Construction worker Troy Dayak Biker Landon Donovan Naval cadet Dewayne Derosario Indian Jon Conway Cop And if they can't find work in these areas, they can tour together as the New Village People.
The story is even better- he [Carlos Llamosa] actually survived the World Trade Center bombing in 1993. He was on lunch break when it happened.
Eric 515 I know you didn't do the first one, but thought it was so true I had to give it a laugh , and not to be a pain in the arse but Diallo is from Senegal.
Bob Bradley--Ice dancer Ray Hudson--Pirate Greg Andrulis--Maytag repairman Octavio Zambrano--NYC cab driver Steve Nicol--Scottish pop singer ("500 Miles") Tim Hankinson--Head coach, Tampa Bay Whatevers Bob Gansler--Beverly Hills police captain Sigi Schmid--2nd best anything Frank Yallop--Unemployed software developer (in San Jose? noooo) Mike Jeffries--Chess grandmaster Dave Dir--Professor Emeritus Don Garber--Arctic regional refrigerator salesman Phil Anschutz--Debt consolidator Ken Horowitz--Village idiot and finally, Lamar Hunt--Saint (redundant?)
1- Brian Mcbride, yeah a kindergarden teacher is perfect. He appears to like kids a lot. 2- Zach Thorton, a bouncer at a lesbian club 3- Tony Meola, out of job for 3 years. Living with parents and seems to be ok with this lifestyle. 4- Octavio Zambrano, a Spanish teacher at Kennedy High School 5- Josh Wolff, working at a senior citizen home, helping our grandmoms with their daily routines. 6- Carlos el Pibe Valderrama, a full time clawn at Mcdonald´s house 7- Coby Jones, selling avon products 8- Pineda Chacon, a Catholic priest 9- Diego Serna, cleaning toilets at the prestigious Howard Johnson restaurants/hotels 10- Joselito Vacca, taking care a my father´s cow ranch in Texas. 11- Jaime Moreno and Milton Reyes, lifeguards at Bally´s total fitness 12- CJ Brown, a bus driver in Chicago.
LMAO... Now Clint Mathis would be workin' in a junkyard, not the fancy counter help, he'd be the guy runnin' out to pull the blower motor from an '89 Citation just for you. Boss: "Clint, go git me a starter of a '92 Tercel for this nice lady." Clint: "Why I'd do just about anything for this here pretty lady. What's your name sweetie? Amber? Why that's as pretty as a 1966 GTO..."
Jack Edwards - broadcasting Sumo wrestling Ty Keough - Teaching History and coaching high school soccer in Kentucky
(bringing this post back to life for those that haven't seen it, kinda funny, great topic) Landon Donavan-CBS Artic Survivors contestant(voted out in the First Tribal Council) reason: got a terrible cold for taking his shirt off too much. Hong Bo: professional hobo
Taylor Twellman - Pizza Delivery Boy in his Pinto Adin Brown - Stand In for "Harry and the Hendersons - The Movie" Bob Bradley - Master Criminal, FBI's most wanted burglar Ray Hudson - Selling Cutco Knives. Carlos Ruiz - Trash Man Zach Thornton - goes insane and prances around the Windy City as the Ultimate Thor, costume and all Tony Meola - Competitve Eating Champion ("Takeru Kobayashi aint got sh!t on me!") Jim Curtin - President of "The Muppet Babies Fan Club"