Discussion in 'Everton' started by Mel B, Dec 3, 2004.
I wonder why
I know, it's because of me. Btw, more than 10 posts in this forum and you're officially required to add Everton to your list of teams. Get to it.
Hahaha, your serious. Biddly Biddly Bong. Done. Lets get a room. It'll be for the best.
I knew I'd convert ya.
i'm more than a little suspicious, Mel, of yer motives, oh, wknd porn star...
C'mon, Mel. Just admit it. There's no shame in supporting the Toffees. We're 3rd in the table, remember? You know you wanna.
I deffo wanna.
Putting three smileys at the end of your posts doesn't make them ok, ya know.
Oh, and another thing, if your real name is Ian, why did you choose to name yourself after a Spice Girl for bigsoccer?
Because, i was banned from this board in the Uk. Just bought my self a new Pentium 4. Out on the piss with my mate. Came to Ian HQ. He thought of Mel B. and it has stuck from there. Anything else you wanna know sara. Height, shoe size?.
Eh, i thought sara was a man. There goes my gay adventure.
Ok, Scary Spice. Shouldn't take you long to get banned from this board too.
Nah mate, i have learnt the lesson. Be funny and dont slagg people off. Where i was getting it wrong was, being funny and slagging people off.
Glad to see that a Spice Girl is capable of learning new things...
Hahaha. Right. Bike sheds. Two minutes. Dont bring a gang. I'll show you the world.
I swear if it wasnt for you two "going at it" this forum would have no posts.
Perhaps the tag line for the forum should read "The Sarabela and Mel B Show"...
Are you called Dave, if you are. Do'ya wanna buy some pegs Dave.
But we're entertaining anyway, right, Lee Carsley fan?
Here I was, thinking you were named after MelBa Toast.
Right. Thats it. Me and Everton Football Club have had a major falling out. End Of. Next time you play us at St James' Park, i'll be watching you lot, because a high amount of DVD's, Trackie Tops and Burberry hats were lifted from the toon. Police are reviewing the CCTV footage. You'll be going on a holiday, curtesy of the queen, all expenses paid. Tis only a matter of time.
Hahahahaha Americans, what you like.