I have heard some funny songs and chants in my time, however today was by far the funniest EVER. "Claudio Reyna has a tampon in his nose, a tampon in his nose, a tampon in his nose." I laughed so hard, I missed about 5 minutes of the match. Quality.
Between that, and the scoreboard showing him as "Claudia Reyna" in the pregame introductions, it was a good day.
That was beautiful. So was.... Not a f*cking one Not a f*cking one How many trophies have you won Not a f*cking one I'd never heard that one before. I'm not sure if it's new or not. It's now one of my favorites.
Well I'm a noob. I went to one game last year and it was my first ever. This was the first time I've seen us against RBNY.
Oh man, you poor poor guy. I feel so sorry for you. But now youve seen how glorious it is, and you were indoctrinated wonderfully today. Theres nothing like playing the ny/nj swamp scum/metrotards/redbull turds.
My problem with this one today was it never got past the chorus. It just kept going "Not a fu*knig one, not a fu*king one, how many trophies have you won? Not a fu*kikng one" and never got back to "How many trophies have you won? RedBull, redbull," But fu*k it we won so I'm going back to drinking.
We never sang "What's your exit?" or "You don't know what it's like to win a trophy, to win a trophy, the way that we do." I guess we can use them on the 7/22 swamp trip.
At full time I tried to start "Get the fu*k out of my house you useless pieces of distended rectum" as a chant but had trouble with the rhythm. Maybe next time.
If you guys have any more anti-RBNY songs please inform us SoBs, we're trying to get some together for our trip to cheer against them. Bryan already came up with this gem: We've won as many cups as you, Metro, Metro We've won as many cups as you, and we don't have a team But I thoroughly enjoyed singing "Not a f*cking one" today, we're gonna steal that one Oh, and Davey and I wrote and tried singing the song: "We know it's difficult being a top-tier professional soccer referee, but we thoroughly disagree with your call and hope that you see things a bit better in the future; however, we understand that the game moves very quickly and that you're only one man." But "F*ck you ref! (wank!)" was somehow catchier.
Dear Red Bull Training Staff: Please do not litter on our sidelines, we would apprecite it if you would utilize the trash bins provided to you, when Mr. Renya gets injured once again. Thank you...
Lanky used to start this one off, but I couldn't remember past the first verse, so I wrote a second. It's a long way, to Exit 16 It's a long way to gooooo It's a long way, to Exit 16 To the weakest ground I knoooow Goodbye Red Bull assholes We hope you grow a pair It's a long way, to Exit 16 But there ain't no trophies there! MP3 version of the original
I like your version better, but for historical purposes, the original lyrics are: It's a long way, to Exit 16 It's a long way to gooooo It's a long way, to Exit 16 To the worst damn team I knoooow Goodbye to lovely Rockville Hello, Moonachie It's a long, long way to Exit 16 To cheer for DC!