As LDB so rightly guessed, I have not posted much lately because I was in prison. I was locked up by the man for a neck punch and run offense. When caught, I had over 20 pounds of the sticky-icky and 40 pounds of the good 'shrooms. I served 64 days of hard time and was forced to defend my "man virginity" on a nightly basis. I have been sprung thanks to my belief in the holy one- Yves. He spoke to the warden, and I have received a check for big $$$$ as an apology. Now I am am neuvo-white trash rich. See you at the Tool Box!!
RB how, may I ask, did you manage to defend your "manginity"? Did you have to immediately throw-down once you entered the joint to gain respect or did you simply align yourself with the appropriate gang? Do tell! Albany wants to know, afterall, he'll be doing stint out at Santa Rita for driving an unsightly vehicle(1967 lime green Ford Pinto Wagon, complete with simulated wood-grain panels and coat hanger antenna) in the Danville city limits.
Although he's not dogmatic about it, the preservation of one's virginity until marriage is very important to Yves.
Santa Rita is Alameda County, aren't they going to send me to Martinez County Jail? lbd, ask those girls from Danville who are down at the University of Arizona (or Arizona State) and said they were going to the MLS Cup what kind of car they drive. Hell, they may even have 25 cars in their yards like those other Danville residents (who almost went to jail).
Albany......read the rules, Concord & San Ramon residents are not allowed to talk to Danville residents. Are you trying to get me sent to the "bighouse" too?
Ahhhhh, Sam the Butcher. It is so nice to see you. I miss you like only true friends in Yves can miss. My Manginity was guarded my my strong sense of self, and by the spirit of Yves. Go Quakes. I love you all.
"Strong sense of self"? Is that like in "Fried Green Tomatoes" where everyone sits in a circle, naked, with a little mirror? Sorry Albany, looks like you are gonna be Tyrones prom date, I told you to stay out of Danville.
Sorry LDB, I like you and all, but I can say that I have never seen the girl movie you call "Fried Green Tomatoes".
Ahh RB you don't know what you'r missing! If you want to see a good movie, "Fried Green Tomatoes" is the movie for you. It shows friendship, compassion, humor, laughter, and real life encounters! Some of the characters include a thickheaded spouse and some uppity girls! You might just like it. Try it today. Thank you.
I knew it. I talked to someone from Danville just a couple of weeks ago. I suppose the sheriff now has a warrant out.
What can I say.....me and the boys in cell block Q checked it out on movie night......What??? You ain't the only one that did a stint at the state pen. Unlike Yalp, me thinks you made the right decision when you passed on this flick.
I grew me some fried green tomatoes. They were sticky and skunky and goddamn if it took me a week to pry Potrick and Pwmamme off the couch. 'Dude, put Brand Nubian back on. And pass the chips, bro.' Oh, you said Tomatoes. Welcome back, Richter. Soulard is very nice.
The posters on this thread are a buncha slacker reprobates who give soccer fans everywhere a bad name. I gotta party with you guys sometime!!