"I Believe" I am out of Jail

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Richter Boy, Nov 19, 2003.

  1. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    As LDB so rightly guessed, I have not posted much lately because I was in prison. I was locked up by the man for a neck punch and run offense. When caught, I had over 20 pounds of the sticky-icky and 40 pounds of the good 'shrooms. I served 64 days of hard time and was forced to defend my "man virginity" on a nightly basis.

    I have been sprung thanks to my belief in the holy one- Yves. He spoke to the warden, and I have received a check for big $$$$ as an apology. Now I am am neuvo-white trash rich. See you at the Tool Box!!
     
  2. doppelganger

    doppelganger Member

    Jul 6, 2001
    santa cruz, ca
    ahhhh Yves........

    another miracle served....
     
  3. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In Yves we trust, all others pay cash.
    How can we lose, with Yves on our side.
     
  4. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Richter Boy, the phrase "You Rock!" was invented for you.
     
  5. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca
    RB how, may I ask, did you manage to defend your "manginity"? Did you have to immediately throw-down once you entered the joint to gain respect or did you simply align yourself with the appropriate gang? Do tell! Albany wants to know, afterall, he'll be doing stint out at Santa Rita for driving an unsightly vehicle(1967 lime green Ford Pinto Wagon, complete with simulated wood-grain panels and coat hanger antenna) in the Danville city limits.
     
  6. clubfoot

    clubfoot New Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Oakland, CA
    Although he's not dogmatic about it, the preservation of one's virginity until marriage is very important to Yves.
     
  7. Sam the Butcher

    Sam the Butcher New Member

    Sep 20, 2001
    Highlands Ranch, CO.
    Yves bless you Richter Boy, hopefully the midwest is treating you well.
     
  8. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Santa Rita is Alameda County, aren't they going to send me to Martinez County Jail?
    lbd, ask those girls from Danville who are down at the University of Arizona (or Arizona State) and said they were going to the MLS Cup what kind of car they drive. Hell, they may even have 25 cars in their yards like those other Danville residents (who almost went to jail).
     
  9. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca
    Albany......read the rules, Concord & San Ramon residents are not allowed to talk to Danville residents. Are you trying to get me sent to the "bighouse" too?
     
  10. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    Ahhhhh, Sam the Butcher. It is so nice to see you. I miss you like only true friends in Yves can miss.

    My Manginity was guarded my my strong sense of self, and by the spirit of Yves.

    Go Quakes. I love you all.
     
  11. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    That and you crapped in your pants on a daily basis.
     
  12. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    "Strong sense of self"? Is that like in "Fried Green Tomatoes" where everyone sits in a circle, naked, with a little mirror? Sorry Albany, looks like you are gonna be Tyrones prom date, I told you to stay out of Danville.
     
  13. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    Sorry LDB, I like you and all, but I can say that I have never seen the girl movie you call "Fried Green Tomatoes".
     
  14. yalpstel

    yalpstel Member

    Oct 12, 2000
    Bay Area, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ahh RB you don't know what you'r missing!

    If you want to see a good movie, "Fried Green Tomatoes" is the movie for you. It shows friendship, compassion, humor, laughter, and real life encounters!

    Some of the characters include a thickheaded spouse and some uppity girls! You might just like it. Try it today.

    Thank you.
     
  15. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The barbecue theme is just the greatest.
     
  16. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I knew it. I talked to someone from Danville just a couple of weeks ago. I suppose the sheriff now has a warrant out.
     
  17. amir

    amir Member

    Feb 19, 2001
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    my best friend is back
     
  18. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca

    What can I say.....me and the boys in cell block Q checked it out on movie night......What??? You ain't the only one that did a stint at the state pen. :D Unlike Yalp, me thinks you made the right decision when you passed on this flick.
     
  19. clashcityrocker

    Mar 12, 1999
    In the shadow of RFK
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I grew me some fried green tomatoes. They were sticky and skunky and goddamn if it took me a week to pry Potrick and Pwmamme off the couch. 'Dude, put Brand Nubian back on. And pass the chips, bro.'


    Oh, you said Tomatoes.

    Welcome back, Richter. Soulard is very nice.
     
  20. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    The posters on this thread are a buncha slacker reprobates who give soccer fans everywhere a bad name.




    I gotta party with you guys sometime!! :D
     
  21. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    Ahhhhhhhh, Potrick Miller has been hanging with me for a while now.

    Long live the golden three!!!!
     
  22. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Long live the "EMERALD" triangle! Poke Smot.
     
  23. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    Saint Louis needs more emerald.
     

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