How many TFC fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by CrewFootball, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. sportinglisbon1

    sportinglisbon1 New Member

    Jan 2, 2002
    Mississauga, ON.
    Unless your brown skinned your scenario is just a dream.
     
  2. CanadianBhoy

    CanadianBhoy New Member

    Jun 19, 2007
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Thats Fu*cked Up !!!!!!
     
  3. TXcoop

    TXcoop New Member

    Aug 13, 2007
    Htown to San Marcos
    I didn't mean that literally, that was a jab at you guys and the fine canadian programming. Go back to Canada Bubbles. Anybody who hasn't seen Trailer Park Boys, here you go:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=mZbygmWKpP8
     
  4. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    I don't think I even want to know what you're trying to say here.
     
  5. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama."
     
  6. CanadianBhoy

    CanadianBhoy New Member

    Jun 19, 2007
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Toronto has a very aggressive visible minorities hiring program.
     
  7. SweetOwnGoal

    SweetOwnGoal Member

    Jan 5, 2003
    11.9986 km from BMO Field
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    This would be an example of a lack of wit.

    Cheers. I'll leave your forum now.
     
  8. Nonesuch

    Nonesuch Member

    May 16, 1999
    Old Gridania
    Nice of you to say.
     
  9. sportinglisbon1

    sportinglisbon1 New Member

    Jan 2, 2002
    Mississauga, ON.
    Can you drive a cab?
     
  10. HuntKop

    HuntKop Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 15, 2002
    Sulla mia Vespa
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Coming from you....well....you know the rest.

    Bye sweetheart.
     
  11. CrewFootball

    CrewFootball Member

    Feb 14, 2007
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    What is so funny is that it is so easy to get these TFC fans riled up so easy. It's as though they have nothing to do except sit around an watch other forums to make sure no one is slagging them.

    I check out other forums at times, but mostly for information, and I never post there unless there is something I can add in a constructive way. Besides, you obviously don't listen to World Soccer Daily because the thread title was in reference to something said on that show.
     
  12. est2007

    est2007 New Member

    Jan 21, 2008
    I hear to be a crew fan you have to gobble a shlong first..
     
  13. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    "I got a weird thing for girls who say 'aboot.'"
     
  14. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Aww, sweetie. Your dead mom would be so embarrassed to hear you talking like that. Such words from one so young and promising.
     
  15. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    About friggin' time someone tee'd off on that. But I've given out too much rep in the last 24, so I'll have to get you tomorrow.
     
  16. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    That this thread would go off track, and that est2007 would be an unfunny clown, were given considering the thread's title. No matter how harmless it might have been intended, this was just as easy to predict as the stampede from the cubicles at the hint of free doughnuts.
     
  17. est2007

    est2007 New Member

    Jan 21, 2008
    Im not promising. Sure as hell not young.. Just cant stand the crewche bags.. including yourself. it's your name that bothers me Hard hat mIke....I half expect the YMCA everytime u post.
     
  18. Brutus112

    Brutus112 Member

    Feb 4, 2005
    New Albany, Oh
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i'm beggining to think our friends from up north have a bit of pent up angst. Probably stemming from sukin for an entire season. I mean, it's not rocket science that we're the smallest market in the league and have (arguably) the worst team in the league, but man - do we sound like these guys on other forums ? I hope not..

    my prediction...

    15k for home opener
    700 ish canadians
    40f and rain
    3-1 Crew....
    0 fights... and tfc can throw streamers after the goal...

    everyone is happy...
     
  19. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    See...I would have gone with 11 to do it, 20,500 to throw streamers once they're done, 15 to run around BigSoccer patting themselves on the back, and 7 to make absolute dickbags of themselves much to the dismay of other Toronto FC fans who get lumped in with the dickbags.
     
  20. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Got it covered.
     
  21. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And Brian Hall to say the light never blew in the first place.
     
  22. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow. A YMCA reference. That's a new one! Did you come up with that one all by yourself, sweet pea? Maybe I should bring you a cookie on opening day for all that brainwork.
     
  23. HardHatMike

    HardHatMike DOOOOOOOOM!

    Traktor Nebraska
    Aug 31, 2005
    Lincoln, Nebraska
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That alone would be an improvement from last year. I'm kinda hoping for 65 and sunny, but that'll never happen.
     
  24. est2007

    est2007 New Member

    Jan 21, 2008
    Sure i'll take a cookie..Better yet roll your mom in flour and just let me find the wet spots:).. ewwww thats just nasty. Someone Ban me already
     
  25. CanadianBhoy

    CanadianBhoy New Member

    Jun 19, 2007
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    15K I hope so, may be a stretch.
    900ish Canadians. already over 800 confirmed solid.
    40f and rain OK, remember where Canadians
    2-1 TFC.. What you expect me to say
    0 fights.... stupid, negitive energy detracts from partying.
    everyone is happy, meet new people, have an unforgettable Saturday Night.

    I don't do streamers but 899 probably do. :D
     

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