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Discussion in 'Customer Service' started by Cassano, Nov 26, 2004.
How does someone become a moderator? what's the process?
Oral sex is a good start.
Ill leave you two alone. *Closes door*
First all the candidates sit in a big circle naked. There's a big cookie in the middle.
I've already disparaged the merits of 'soggy biscuit' elsewhere
It's a process so Machiavellian in nature, so Byzantine in form, so intricate in detail and so baffling in complexity that merely to ponder it's nature is an act that is too weighty for any single human being to attempt.
Or, in my case, the process was a bit like falling over whilst drunk and finding ... oh, I dunno ... 84 pence in the street. And now everyone thinks I owe them a living because I never, you know, earnt that money. Cunts.
Being up your own arse is a good start.
How Many negative reps did you get for this thread? When first checked this the other day you were in the green. LOL
You'll have to explain where that came from.
He was in the red before I cancelled out all those negative reps.
Step one is analagous to the procedure for a male-to-female sex change:
They put tubes in your ears and suck out your brains.
Then they castrate you so you're transformed into a liberal.
That way you can spend your days ignoring whatever scatological filth some left wing moonbat feels like crafting while meantime banning actually interesting and readable posters like Ted Cikowski.
The true art of Moderating is to learn to prefer leftie retards and tolerate their ignorant churlishness and hate while cracking down hard on anyone you disagree with.
It happens way too much around here to be accidental.
Hans was wrong: Moderators are NOT a "stupidface" - they're just stupid.
Arf ... not that you, of all people, have a chip on your shoulder about, um, anything.
I would like to be the moderator for the "Education and Academia" forum, since it has been proven time and time again that I am the smartest person on BigSoccer.
If you mean do I object to the rank hypocrisy of grabsacks like you who preach and proclaim your dedication to diversity and freedom of speech and then do your best to silence anyone who doesn't agree with them, then yes indeed, Mango, I'm your man.
Can i be a Mod please, i'll be all serious and everything.
Eh, i thought the word **********, was deleted like the word fook is deleted. ********** is much worse than fook, but there interlinked, in a gay, bisexual way.
Oh Jesus Christ, shut up and quit being such a douche. Ted tried for weeks to get himself thrown off, and you know damn well he did, since he announced his intentions on your very own personal forum. He tried to get himself thrown off at first by starting inane threads on the politics forum calling people who neg-repped him "bitches," among other things, and everyone there laughed at how lame his supposed badassery was. Some people gave him neg-rep. You want to hear something interesting? People have given me neg-rep, too. Who should I call first, the ACLU or Bill O'Reilly?
Then, Ted used sockpuppets (which I learned about on your personal forum) to do the rest. Guess what? He succeeded. The threads and posts that earned him his red card appear to have had nothing to do with politics--they were on the coaching, ref, and NSR forums.
Hoo-ray! He got himself thrown off. What a badass he is! The Army Rangers are looking for someone as tough and gritty as Ted Cikowski!!! Do you think he would be willing to have my fiancee's baby?
You already know all of this. You absolutely, positively know it. There is no gray area, no ambiguity whatsoever.
It's not distressing that you're lying to other people; it's distressing that you're lying to yourself.
The next person to post in this thread can be a moderator for whichever forum they choose.