Hey, I just thought of this. Me and my friends are weird sometimes (well actually most of the time). One celebration I could easily do is laying front down on the pitch and humping the ground. I would air hump the goal keeper too, but I'm pretty sure the ref wouldn't like.
I've been wanting to do that celebration at my HS's alumni game but I haven't been able to play in it since my junior year of high school, and I'm a sophmore in college now. I can see the look on my old coach (who I didn't like)/everyone in the crowd's faces when I rode that flag all the way down the touchline. I also used to think it'd be fun to score, and then do pull ups on the crossbar. I'm sure the keeper wouldn't be to happy about that, but its his fault for not stopping the shot right?
If the defender or marker has been winding me up all game, then I talk shit to him. If its just a normal game, I dont celebrate. Its only fun when you can make someone feel bad.
if it is a regular goal I just do the pointing finger, smile and go back home if it was an amazing goal (like a flat-out hard volly shot) then I would do the airplane and just run like crazing to my other half if I am in total focus and feel like I need to score more goals, I just pick the ball and run like hell to the centerline and get ready for the whistle if it is a championship game with minutes left before the final whistle and my team is winning by a 2-goal margin and I score a goal, I take my shirt off and run like crazy then throw my shirt at the referee so I would get a straight red card and get to hit the shower quickly to clean up for the trophy presentation!
I intend on doing this with a team mate tomorrow if i score a goal (playing upfront and i have never scored for my club) - so we plan an extravigant celebration if i net - top idea buddy
Exactly! Some punk ass did the "shoe shine" thing after scoring against us early in the first half once. We beat the hell out of him for the rest of the game. I think he actually subbed out (for good) in the middle of the second half because he was getting hit so hard every time he touched the ball.
haha, glad you like it. hope you get to do it. if it's a good goal, then I'll let the celebration slide. otherwise, the scorer just put a target on his chest. and, to aidil.. I'll take some fouls during the game if necessary. I also have 10 other guys on the field who have my back, plus everyone on the bench.
Well some of us have targets on our backs regardless of whether or not we celebrate a goal. When a team knows that you're the only offensive weapon, put two guys on you, and you still score, it's worth a celebration. There are a couple times I can remember when I scored a goal and did a little celebrating, and the defenders tried to get physical with me. Best part is that my celebrating got him angry and out of his game, and would just make it easier for me to make him bite on a fake and score again .
Well, you don't really do a lot of scoring in defense, so I can't really join in this. (This is only my 2nd year of soccer). Last year I played mid field like the entire season and I got like...one goal. And I just gave my teammates high fives. But what really bugs me is when the other team dances around when they score a goal. I lost my game on Saturday a pathetic 12-1, and the other team would get in a line and put their hands on their hips and swing their hips around and scream....OMG, so annoying!
Well done! Playing well is the best revenge. I like to find the teammate who gave me the service that got us the goal and credit him first. (I say this as if I score buckets of goals... Ha!)
I just do the airplane. When I scored my first goal for the team, that's what I did. I do it everytime now.
This is only my 2nd year playing, and last year the only position I ever played (with the exception of one game playing defense) was mid field, and I only ever got one goal. But I just gave my teammates high fives. What really bugs me, is when the other team dances around after they get a goal. It's really poor sportsmanship. I understand celebrating, but just being cocky is kind of rude. Like, at my first game of the year on Saturday (I was defense) my team lost a pathetic 12-1 (no, I'm not kidding), and everytime the other team scored, they'ed line up, put their hands on their hips, and swing their hips around and scream. It was SO ANNOYING!
Turn around and jog back to halfway. Yeah, dour British-style centre-back, not exactly into the whole flash thing.
As a defender my whole career, I could probably count my goals on one hand. But when I do score I fking flip out.
Don't take the celebrating personally. Unless it is directed specifically towards you, hypothetically if you were to get beat and the guy scored then turned and pointed at you then it's crossing the line. There is nothing wrong with celebrating a goal. I think we tend to take everything to seriously here and forget that it's all just a game. Lighten up, it's just soccer .
Had an assist, and threw a little rave party on the field in celebration. Basically amounted to 3 guys looking stupid trying to dance.
I had never scored a goal, and always wondered what I might do when I scored! Well, on Thursday, after scoring a pretty good curling free-kick, I just raised my arms quickly, and ran back to my position!
im surprised ive never posted in this thread, maybe i didn and when i went back i missed it. But my new thing to do when I score is just stand there absolutely still and wait for everyone to run up to me. Anooys the other team so much cause its like saying "What!. That was so easy I dotn even neeed to go crazy and celebrate."
I've thought about snorting the end line. Don't have the stones to actually do it. The one time I scored, I gave the Tiger Woods upwards fist pump. I'm a defender, so that was just a pure reaction celebration...I'm not a Tiger fan by any means!