How can you not believe in God?

Discussion in 'Bill Archer's Guestbook' started by Ted Cikowski, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. Ted Cikowski

    Ted Cikowski Red Card

    May 31, 2000
    First Kerry loses.

    then Daschle loses.

    Europe is pissed off.

    Arafat is on his death bed.

    All within 2 days. Athiesm has just been dispelled.

    I talked to god before lunch and he told me he would strike down Abu Musab Al Zarqawi sometime next week. Also he is hooking me up with some nice catholic bitches.
  2. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    OK, how did he miss Teddy Kennedy all these years, wise guy?

    And you'd better read up on child support, mr. studly.
  3. Ted Cikowski

    Ted Cikowski Red Card

    May 31, 2000
    god works in mysterious ways Smiley. Once I went without banging a supermodel for 2 weeks and I was like 'oh God NO, why have you done this to me' but really God was testing me and testing my faith. After not scoring for 2 weeks I still had faith and the very next day he sent me some bitches.
  4. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ted Cikowski again.

    This is like listening to the Phil Hendrie show
  5. Ted Cikowski

    Ted Cikowski Red Card

    May 31, 2000
    thanks. Maybe I believe in God in a way that you can't understand since I'm a gay man and a gay journalist. I have certain insights that straight people don't have.


    Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist

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  6. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not to mention Barbara Boxer, Barry Bonds, and my ex wife.

    While the results of Tuesday night might make one step closer to the cult of monotheism, no just God would have allowed the 1992 election to happen to me. Same with my marriage, when I think about it.
  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I myself am very happy that America is finally on the verge of tossing out that pesky consitution and getting Pat Robertson as national Archbishop.

    There's anew sheriff in town, and his name is Yahweh.

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