PBP: Home Opener Chicago Fire v. Cincinnati FC (forlorn chili) Soldier Field 7:30 MLS Season Pass

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by xtomx, Mar 1, 2024.

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What happens on this FIRST HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR!?!?

  1. Fire win, in impressive fashion

    12 vote(s)
    70.6%
  2. Fire draw

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  3. Fire lose, at home, sending the huge Soldier Field crown home as sad (trash) Pandas

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  4. Something STOOPID Happens!

    11 vote(s)
    64.7%
  5. Klopas out coaches the coach of the year Pat Noonan! (would that be "something stupid"?)

    5 vote(s)
    29.4%
  6. Win or lose, at least we have the US Open Cup to look forward to this seasoning. DOH!

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  7. F the Open Cup. Leagues Cup, bay-bay!

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  8. Malort

    11 vote(s)
    64.7%
  9. Rubber Dick!

    8 vote(s)
    47.1%
  10. Cuypers opens his "account"

    9 vote(s)
    52.9%
  11. Cuypers is a virtual non-entity, again

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  12. Shaqiri shows true captain grit, by "padding his stats" with a penalty

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  13. Is Messi playing?

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  14. Why can't matches be on free or, at least cable, TV? Even ESPN + was less sucky

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  15. We see raccoon invade Soldier Field, gobbling up stale popcorn and the tears of Fire fans

    5 vote(s)
    29.4%
  16. The Fire game is a prelude to the BIGGEST CONTEST OF THE WEEK- "Super" Tuesday!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  17. I'll be at the game

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  18. I'll be at home

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  19. Imma watch the new Avatar: The Last Airbender as it is WORSE than the Fire ever have been.

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    And here we go!

    Look at those red jerseys, the new jersey seems slimming on Shaqiri!

    Looks like a great crowd but no 300 level.
     
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  2. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Shaqiri is looking more active early in this one.
     
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  3. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    According to the match lineups on the website, the Fire playing a 3-4-2-1?
    Acosta does seem to be playing more in a midfield position.

    I am fine with that.
     
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  4. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #29 xtomx, Mar 2, 2024
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2024
    25 minutes in and not much has happened.

    Edit: 30 minutes in and not much has happened.

    There still does not seem like any cohesion to the attack.
     
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  5. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Brady playing well.
    The rest of the team? Not so much.
     
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  6. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Brady...wow.
     
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  7. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I wish the Fire would stop dropping back on defense and start closing people down. They are playing 5 in the back so there is no reason that one of the midfielders cannot close down on the ball.
     
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  8. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    TERRIBLE give away in front of goal.

    U-13 level of play

    0-1

    ZERO shots on goal for the Fire.
     
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  9. milicz

    milicz Member+

    Dec 2, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Poland
    For ********s sake Czichos!
     
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  10. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    PENALTY for the Fire.

    A poor decision on the ball by Gutierrez turns into a penalty. Probably the right call, though.
    (He should not have tried to dribble towards two defenders.

    The Cincinnati players being whiny poopy babies.

    Shaqiri to take the penalty.

    Consider those stats "Padded"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tie match
     
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  11. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    We have a game again. The officiating crew may be lower level, but not the VAR. A gift, but I'll take it.
     
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  12. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Acosta doing a pretty decent impersonation of Gimenez, knocking the ball from outside the box straight into the stands.
     
  13. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Yeah that peno call was odd. I mean the Cincy defenders had Guti in a bind but the dude stomped his ankle/foot/shin/whatever and naturally Guti was colliding and getting stomped and had no where to go. Normally he gets fouled like that all last season and never gets that call. Maybe having more of a name as a creative force will get him some whistles?
     
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  14. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Was there a SIREN at the match? I never heard one on the Apple TV. Also I'm listening to the WLS feed.
     
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  15. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    The Fire of the past several years, including matches 1 and 2 this season, are one of the sloppiest, most timid teams imaginable.

    There is no cohesion in attack. Hell, there is almost no attack.
    It just seems like seat of the pants type of 'throw a couple of guys up top and, well, that's about it.

    Even the penalty came out of the fact that there was nobody up top with Gutierrez so he decided to dribble at two defenders, who stupidly fouled him at the edge of the box.

    We have two of the top paid attacking players in the league and we are seeing almost nothing in attack.

    It has been so frustrating to see.
     
  16. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nobody on the Fire can complete a friggin' pass going forward.

    Nobody on the Fire can even keep possession of the ball.
     
  17. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    When is it going to be Jairo Torres time?
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. milicz

    milicz Member+

    Dec 2, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Poland
    Acosta looks gassed.
     
  19. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Son of a bitch
     
  20. milicz

    milicz Member+

    Dec 2, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Poland
    Looks like our set piece coach needs to work harder.
     
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  21. rooked

    rooked Member+

    Jan 21, 2013
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Subs????
     
  22. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    But really...Mueller? Acosta out for Navarro?
     
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  23. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    OK I like that. Acosta was done. Herbers too.
     
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  24. milicz

    milicz Member+

    Dec 2, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Poland
    Very deflating home debut.
     
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  25. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Five minutes to go:

    Not even a minimal attempt to get Cuypers into the match.
    Shaqiri barely visible. Now, he is out, replaced by Mueller.
    Gutierrez making a series of poor decisions.
    Herbers playing back and forth, all over, but not really anywhere.
    Acosta was pretty gassed out there.
    MHS playing barely above okay.

    They are just bad at the moment.
    The ONLY shot on goal was the penalty.

    I don't see much out of this team so far.
    I know it's early in the season, but I expect to see a bit of attacking soccer.
    So far? Virtually nothing.
     

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