Hobbits Discovered in Indonesia

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Matrim55, Oct 27, 2004.

  1. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
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    Connecticut
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    United States
    I'm not kidding.

    In other news, an Uruk-hai has been discovered playing central defense and wearing #7 for DC United.
     
  2. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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  3. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    DC United
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    United States
    The mystery of Richie Willliams' ancestry has now been solved. I feel better already. :D
     
  4. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    But we still don't know what he's had on Bruce Arena all this time.
     
  5. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
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    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
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    United States
    Wow! Something really interesting to tell everybody at class tonight!
     
  6. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
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    Los Angeles Sol
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    Philippines
    On a related subject, does anyone know how I can connect Landon Donovan and the line "Tonight, we taste MAN-FLESH!" for comedy purposes? TIA.
     
  7. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    Ha. And people laughed at me when I told them that Lord of the Rings was for real.
     
  8. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    Maybe if the line was "Tonight, we taste GIRLY-MAN-FLESH!" you might have a shot.
     
  9. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
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    Philippines
    Since these hobbits are extinct, doesn't that sort of imply that Sauron won?
     
  10. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
    United States
    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
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    Paris Saint Germain FC
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    United States

    Ari DID sign his checks "Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dur - M.O.S."
     
  11. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
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    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
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    ....and Cheney signs his...."Witch King of Angmar" ?
     
  12. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    United States
    On a more serious note, we all need to bookmark this for the next evolution debate. On the off chance someone on the anti-evolution side has an open mind, this is pretty convincing.
     
  13. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    CA Boca Juniors
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    Argentina
    Sauron? Not really. Their nemesis was pipeweed. They all died of lung cancer.
     
  14. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
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    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
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    Paris Saint Germain FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More like "Morgoth."
     
  15. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
    United States
    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
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    Paris Saint Germain FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    God put this stuff here to test our faith; you...you don't really believe in dinosaurs, do you? That's just God ********in' with you!
     
  16. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    Convincing how? I don't really have a dog hunting in the evolution of man debate, but didn't the article state that they can't agree on whether we're in the same specie as this hobbit? Someone correct me.
     
  17. 352klr

    352klr Member

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    This reminds me of Carl Everett, who is neck and neck with Mike Tyson for best quotations of the past 5 years or so.


    "God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve," Everett said last Friday, before the Red Sox lost two of three in Atlanta. "The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

    What about dinosaur bones?

    "Made by man," he says.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/news/2000/07/19/everett_flashback/
     
  18. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    DC United
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    United States
    Did you read the article?

    Just asking, before I spend the time explaining it.
     
  19. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Feb 16, 1999
    Colorful Colorado
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    United States
    Boy, a lot of people in this thread are letting their geek flags fly.
     
  20. Yankee_Blue

    Yankee_Blue New Member

    Aug 28, 2001
    New Orleans area
    Oh please oh please, let us please have the real truth to everything...
     
  21. Yankee_Blue

    Yankee_Blue New Member

    Aug 28, 2001
    New Orleans area
    Right now Robert Reich is booking his flight to Indonesia, seeking, finally, his long lost ancestry...
     
  22. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
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    Tottenham Hotspur FC
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    Bolivia
    Those Lord of the Rings movies sure sucked the big one, heh?
     
  23. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    DC United
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    United States
    It's over your head.
     
  24. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
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    Los Angeles Sol
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    Philippines
    And WHAT would YOU know about RANKING FILMS?
     
  25. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I mistakenly read the thread title as "Hobbits Discovered In Indiana" so I figured this was yet another thread about voter registration fraud, you know, voters registered as JRR Tolkien characters.

    That is all. End scene.
     

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