Hattrick Gossip...

Please.

 

Point the way.

 

*Points either east or west*

Pick your poison.

 

Oh no. Our fearless leader has forgotten how to issue confident decrees on trivial issues. What's next? A 3-3-3 because he can't decide where to put the '4th'? We need an election now!

 

Then we would be like Northern Ireland.

 

I'd need to throw a hissy fit first from what I hear.

 

Can someone else provide some gossip, please?

 

One of my players is debating coming out of the closet. I can't disclose which one.

 

Been done. Look at the Abe Gannon saga for Scouser Tommies FC. LOL

 

My money is on Edgar Ballester.

 

Which one?
The basement,
downstairs,
upstairs,
or the water closet?

And if he can't break out of an interior home enclosure, how good can he be on the field?

 

What happened there? Saw the coach resigned a while back according to their HT page but just says he doesn't have time to play. Also see their top division only has 3 teams active. What's with that?

 

They are a new country, this is either their first or second season, that's why they don't have many active users. The old manager quit playing hattrick from what I understand, that's why there was a new election.



I have new gossip from my series by the way. The Romulus Assylum threw their match this week in the league because he plans on losing every game next season and dropping down to division VI, because he knows he can't compete with the Rangers next year.

 

Hmmmm. I'm wondering how YOU knew already?

 

new nation and they went through loads of new NT trainers. I think the new rule on NT trainers is because of NI, but I could be wrong.

Skinner had a few problems I believe which lead to him leaving.

 

Call it a "hunch."

 

News: Kimble Cut From USA NT.

Other News: Ardent Call Fired Department to Put Our PR Fires

 

I wouldn't call lav-hehe yelling at everything you do a PR fire. It's more like a broken recored of dissent.

 

I've got a secret. It's a Doozer.

 

aww, no white letters this time?...

 

took this from ur_land's NKOTBSPN report for this week. For those of you that don't know, NKOTB is a fed in hattrick, and many people in the fed are reporters that report on other teams in the fed, I believe that we actually have four reporters from the fed here, me, ur_land, Helghallen, and AE are all reporters. I got this from ur_land's reports this week, believe this gossip for what you will.

In breaking news, HT autorities have announced that they will begin investigatng alegations that some national team coaches have been leveraging their dubious celebrity into crappy-paying part time jobs. In related news, a carton of puke-green socks have been found abandoned in in pumpkin field in rural missouri. Initial tests indicate that these socks have been treated with suspicious "performance enhancing" compounds. More on this story as it breaks.

 

Now that's good stuff. I wonder if it's true.

 

lol I think ur_land needs to run with this performance enhancing scandal, think it could be fun.

 

Testosterone is NOT a steroid.