Rosie O'Donnell - how effing obnoxious and phoney can you be? Katie Couric - she makes like $12 mil a year to be up Hillary Clintons @ss Martha Stewart - she's worth millions and winds going to jail for the $32K she saved by selling her Inclone stock, how greedy Joan Rivers - she's the new lion lady
while the following list is in the same league as carrot-top (who single-handedly made me take my money and give it to anyone but AT&T), carrot-top wins. - donald trump - you're fired - anyone who has ever been on survivor. - anyone who has ever been involved with "creating real music" tv show (not limited to american idol, creating the band, making the band, etc...)
I can't believe we made it this far without mentioning WILLIAM HUNG by name. He released an album, and thousands of morons are going to go buy it.
Not to defend Joan Rivers (cocreating, then unleashing Melissa Rivers to the world is simply inexcusable and she will certainly burn in hell for that alone), but her standup act has apparently received rave reviews. Though it could very well be one of those "so lame, it's hip" deals that hipsters lilke so much.
I'm so not a hipster... even if I am built like one and scored 70% on the hipster quiz: www.hipsterhandbook.com/quiz.html
For some unexplained reason, Carrot Top does a commentary track for the "Rules of Attraction" DVD and I heard, even more inexplicably, it's funny as hell. I might have to rent this.
My wife always insisted CT was funny (his real stand-up), and I watched a DVD of his MGM Grand show and - sure enough, it was funny. He really has to tone it down for Leno.
On the same note, they target those AT&T commercials to teenage and pre-teen kids who aren't old enough to be trusted with cell phones so they're inevitably going to suck. I'm going to check out the "Rules of Attraction" DVD once I'm done with the book.