GOP Failure Watch Part V (the Minority in Congress edition)

Must burn Mitch that a crass NYC fckup could win over 'Merica's rednecks.

 

Off course Trump is going to break the GOP:

Looks like the Patriot Party has filed docs Donald J. Trump for president, Inc. with the FEC https://t.co/6Xi2h1q7t5 pic.twitter.com/DqNcPxZBpQ

— Outspoken™️ (@Out5p0ken) January 24, 2021

 

Hawley is the Unity Bomber:

Incredible read. Josh Hawley was an early defender of the Oklahoma City bombing, and characterized it as a legitimate war of ideas btwn USG & militias https://t.co/AFqtkLF3HH

— Robert Caruso (@robertcaruso) January 24, 2021

 

Fascist before it was cool.

 

The Patriot Party sounds really, really fascist.

 

THзу’rE cAисeLl!иg mY [fascIsT] CuLtuяз!!!

Guy's been silenced on the cover of the nation's fourth largest newspaper and all day long on its **snort** third most-watched cable news network. pic.twitter.com/ppMmraVqv9

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) January 25, 2021

Josh Hawley really tried saying "I'm being muzzled." in the NY Post, and then tweeted it to his 575k followers on Twitter.

Make it make sense.

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) January 25, 2021

 

Apropos:

Someone much smarter than me may know this but if Trump starts a third political party and all the racist, misogynistic and conspiracy morons follow, does that mean the remaining 3 Republicans left become Independents?

How does that work?

— YS (@NYinLA2121) January 25, 2021

 

Replace “sounds” with “is”:

The person cited here argues in other videos that the gas chambers at Auschwitz were “showering facilities” and that the Holocaust — the deliberate extermination of Jews and other minorities — didn’t happen. https://t.co/MNCEatxWTD

— Jane Coaston 🏔️ (@janecoaston) January 25, 2021

 

AZ & TX GOPs...yer up

 

But unity!!!

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OR GOP sees their nuttery and ups one up:

Oregon GOP passes a formal resolution calling the attack on the Capitol "a false flag" and comparing it to the Reichstag fire. https://t.co/hcHOoomXB8

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) January 25, 2021

 

Yeah, Oregon be like Bob Beamon in Mexico City.

 

Dafuq?

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So about the GOP and their future:

45 Senators think that it is "unconstitutional" to impeach Trump for starting a coup that murdered 5 people including a policeman, called for Mike Pence to be hung, and put all of their lives at risk.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool...

— Craig Beilinson (@cbeilinson) January 26, 2021

 

This:

Jim Jordan spent 853 days, 33 hearings and millions of taxpayer dollars screaming about Benghazi.

Now three weeks after a domestic terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol he wants to "move on."

— Jeff Sites for Congress (@Sites4Congress) January 26, 2021

 

Poor widdle Marquitos gonna get primaried by Governmentin' Barbie

That’s all, folks! https://t.co/2s4fNXcGpV pic.twitter.com/x51kqaIsoY

— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) January 26, 2021

 

45 Senate Republicans think the Constitution is unconstitutional.

— Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) January 26, 2021

 

Something Something Soros Something Comet...

For the 8 millionth time

Could someone PLEASE tell me where the “millions” I’ve been “paid” by Soros is? I’d love to have the rest of college and if I go- grad or law school paid for, a nice place for my parents and therapy paid for the rest of my life

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— David Hogg 🟧 (@davidhogg111) January 27, 2021

 

Holy shit, that's reprehensible by sociopath MTG. I don't know how it works but whoever polices ethics in the house needs to kick her the ******** out. And keep going (Qbert next) until we restore some basic sanity to the body.

 

Whoa!

There's a shot at @Q*bert Jones III outta nowhere!

 

If this is "Yes Yes No", I'm Alex Blumberg.

 

.@marcorubio loves to tweet the Bible. Has he read it?

"The man named Barabbas had been imprisoned with the insurrectionists who had committed murder in the insurrection... But the chief priests stirred up the crowd to ask him to release Barabbas for them instead"--Mark, 15:7-11 https://t.co/c0AogSHlg3

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 27, 2021

 

So, first amendment rights?

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But the split!!!

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy to visit the former president in Florida, showing where he stands in a post-Trump Republican Party https://t.co/L882RjKVCC

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) January 28, 2021