Good Jokes

Discussion in 'Portugal: NSR' started by jec1, Aug 31, 2005.

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  1. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Brand name is everything.:D


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  2. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
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    Your cocktail is ready darling.
     
  3. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
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    Someone has been in my chicken shack.
     
  4. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
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    Overworked like a mule.
     
  5. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
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    An idiot's family name that should have been changed a long time ago.
     
  6. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
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    Convinient Nudists
     
  7. KhaNArTisT

    KhaNArTisT New Member

    Jan 21, 2006
    Back in Toronto Esse

    weird pic.. clearly a punjabi guy with arabic writing on his turbin? im no expert, but im pretty sure sikhs dont know arabic :confused:
     
  8. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Mistakes like this can cause a whole alot of controversy.

    Look at what happened to the newpapers publication mocking the guy as a terrorist.
     
  9. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    That's the cartoon publish in a Denmark's newspaper that has sparked all the riots you've heard about in the news.

    Btw, not all Punjabis are Sihks.
     
  10. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    The e-mail


    Um individuo faz o check-in num hotel na Austrália. Havia
    >>>>um computador
    >>>>no quarto, por isso pensou enviar um e-mail à mulher.
    >>>>Contudo, ao
    >>>>escrever o endereço engana-se e sem que desse pelo erro,
    >>>>envia o
    >>>>e-mail. Algures em Houston, uma viúva chega do funeral do
    >>>>marido. A
    >>>>viúva decide ir à sua caixa de correio electrónico na
    >>>>expectativa de
    >>>>encontrar mensagens de familiares e amigos. Após ler a
    >>>>primeira
    >>>>mensagem, ela desmaia. O filho entra no quarto a correr,
    >>>>encontra a mãe
    >>>>no chão, e repara no ecrã do computador que diz:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Para: Minha querida esposa
    >>>>Assunto: Já cheguei
    >>>>Data: 3 Junho, 2005
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Sei que estás admirada por receberes notícias minhas mas
    >>>>eles agora têm
    >>>>cá computadores e permitem que se envie e-mails aos nossos
    >>>>queridos. Acabei de chegar e já me fizeram o check-in.
    >>>>Estou a ver que
    >>>>já prepararam tudo a contar com a tua chegada já amanhã.
    >>>>Estou ansioso
    >>>>por te ver !
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Espero que a tua viagem seja tão sossegada quanto a minha.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>P.S.: Está um calor abrasador cá em baixo!!!
     
  11. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    The Bird flu has finally arrived in Europe, in particular France's Euro-Disney. . .

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  12. UltraViseu

    UltraViseu Member

    Jan 22, 2006
    Strong Island
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
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    Mama Aqui!!!
     
  13. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
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    A real gem.
     
  14. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
  15. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Laughing zebras

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  16. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Wedding and the customary throwing of the bride's flower hand bouquet.

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  17. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Look at the guys reaction



    Me Wanna sucky sucky:eek:
     
  18. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
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    That's the last picture we've taken of Fido during last Summer's vacation. . .
     
  19. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    You know the old ad. . . Melts in your mouth not your hands.
    Either way, you cann't lose.:)

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  20. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Eco-Adventure Vacations are exciting and safe. . . most of the time.:)

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  21. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Oopps, where did I and Joe the caddy stopped for 15 minutes ?

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  22. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    Everything is bigger in Texas.

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  23. vilafria

    vilafria Member+

    Jun 2, 2005
    "Tough" tatoos.

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    For "tough" guys.
     
  24. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
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    This guy used to be a bouncer and really looks like a chump:p

    Teletubbies:confused:
     
  25. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I like her tan lines:)
     

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