Golden Jesus: 2 parts Spiced Rum 1 part Coconut Rum 1 part Banana Liquor 2 parts pineapple juice. Basically 50% booze, 50% juice = 100% drunk barra I'll be bringing 1.5L Spiced Rum, .75L coconut rum, .75L Banana Liquor (99bananas works if you really wanna get ********ed up), and maybe 5L of juice in case others bring booze to add to the mix. I'm going to make sure all the booze and juice is chilled prior to the tailgate, so I can have the Jesus on ice in my big yellow cooler. With this drink, a little ice-melt mixing in won't be the end of the World. Feel free to contribute booze or cash for the Jesus. But please, no booze from plastic bottles, that's a rule everyone should have learned after their first experiment with Gordon's Citrus Vodka in a plastic bottle at 15. I recommend whatever is on special at your local ABC store, although I know that some counties up there don't seem to have "Sales" on their booze like we do down here in North Cackalacky.
Just also wanted to say that it's my birthday on Sunday, so some added incentive to be truly blessed by the Jesus.
If we can toss it all in a rubber bath tub (along with Pauly and a few bottles of Everclear) I will be truly impressed