So D.C. United had a 531 minute scoreless streak going into the San Jose game Saturday, which, coincidentally, was the Soccer Saturday game. Five minutes into the game, the drought is over courtesy of a good goal from United's new signing from El Salvador. Of course, I missed it, because the Deuce had stayed with a ridiculously long-running blowout in the Little League World Series. They cut in 12 minutes into the game. Adding insult to this injury was the fact that I still had to LISTEN TO JACK EDWARDS, who was calling the LLWS. Ugh. If United scored a goal and no one could see it, did it really happen?