NSR: Give me your rested, your rich, privileged White Colombians yearning to post in soccer forums...

Going over one hundred!!!

BREAKING: prosecutors in Arizona are investigating trump and his allies ongoing efforts to overturn the 2020 election. https://t.co/3IAbMreaa5

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) October 3, 2023

 

Well, they’re impeaching Kevin McCarthy before they even get to Joe Biden. https://t.co/0H4S7USxzb

— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) October 3, 2023

https://t.co/iGIPrwpGtn pic.twitter.com/6BMaxr8dXq

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) October 2, 2023

 

Well, they’re impeaching Kevin McCarthy before they even get to Joe Biden. https://t.co/0H4S7USxzb

— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) October 3, 2023

https://t.co/iGIPrwpGtn pic.twitter.com/6BMaxr8dXq

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) October 2, 2023

 

When you realize that the attractive lawyer who flattered you on TV is horrified bc she passed on a jury trial...

...and the lawyer who made you pay his full fee up front can't stop smiling.#MondayMood pic.twitter.com/K5S9K6Ok7T

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 2, 2023

 

Fvcking cult:

Trump’s post on Truth Social after court. pic.twitter.com/0r3vx3QCUI

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 2, 2023

 

Live look at the GOP side of the House floor. pic.twitter.com/IxsCFhocwy

— The Great Gig in the Sky (@thegreatgig8) October 3, 2023

 

MAGATS are either extremely bad or extremely good at their symbolism:

Trump's codefendant, Holy Hair Extensions Jesus, was created by Peter Gerard Scully, an Australian who was sentenced to life in prison plus 129 years last year for rape, human trafficking, and the sexual abuse of children as young as 18 months. Of course.https://t.co/6KocOTDasM

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 4, 2023

 

Groomer ousted spineless coward. What’s next?

This is going to divide the Republicans between the ones who wink at white supremacy and the ones who turn a blind eye to sexual assault. https://t.co/JLrrVSau0F

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 4, 2023

Next week, same channel:

The House won't bother seeking a new Speaker until next week. The government shutdown bill is only a temporary reprieve; a funding solution has to come by mid November. House Republicans aren't serious about their jobs here if they aren't moving any quicker.

— Brian Isaacs (@bisaacs) October 4, 2023

 

Yet again, someone from The Villages has been arrested for election voter fraud https://t.co/MOcNT7b97n

— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) October 5, 2023

 

Fvcking moron:

“…an excited Trump -- ‘leaning’ toward as if to be discreet -- then told Pratt two pieces of information about U.S. subs: the supposed exact number of nuclear warheads they routinely carry, & exactly how close they supposedly can get to a Russian submarine w/o being detected.” https://t.co/OTDX2HynqS

— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) October 5, 2023

 

Congressional Republican math is complaining about student debt relief while having $987,237 of your own PPP loans forgiven. https://t.co/BpstX5ZzmV

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 5, 2023