Ht: one fathom Wt: Gallons of Muscle DOB: Opening Day 1996 Hometown: The Blue River, CO College: Liquid State Rapidman likes all things aqueous, and he can always be found with his trusty water guns. One of his favorite things to do is cool down Rapids fans (and visiting team fans!) at INVESCO Field with a refreshing burst of water from his Super Soakers! wow. rapidman has almost as much personality as his team, none at all that is.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA HAH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep it up and they'll contract YOUR team too! hee hee, it all starts with the crappy as all get out mascot.
Funniest thing I've heard today... Best line ever. As for this freak... is it logical to assume that whoever conceived this idiotic mascot was under the influence of some heavy, heavy drugs.
Geez, he is a mascot damn it! who cares, i have seen worse in all the major sports. has anyone ever seen the galaxy mascot? now thats a funny sight. anyway as far as mascots go rapidman isnt all that bad when you see him in action, he does a good job.
I am a huge Rapids fan, but I think Rapidman is so stupid that it is hard to believe this is still going on. He is absolutely moronic and brings nothing to the game. Even the kids at Mile High (Invesco ) hate him.
I'd have to say I think mascots are retarded, but Chopper/Dynamo in KC actually jumps into the Cauldron once in a while and takes over the drums. He's actually not that bad, which is kinda cool.
Haha, awesome. I think idiotic mascots are too muich of a staple-- they need to stick around, no matter how much the fans hate them.
More marketing genius from Dan Counce University. Don't flatter yourself. Your team is about as exciting as a plump house frau in a mumu. Your GM was so devoid of any ideas to breathe life into teh team - he invented a lame barined black and blue mentality and then ripped off Inters uniform. What I can't figure out is whether he came up with the idea first and then stole the uniforms or saw the uniforms and then invented the marketing scheme.
Re: Re: Get a load of RAPIDMAN Their GM has 60,000+ fans out for July 4th games. Who else does that? Also, the rapidman's picture is flaming, but he's a recongizable mascot. What pre-adolescent doesn't think anyone with super soakers rules? A lot of MLS marketing is geared toward the younger audience. They know that these young soccer players have a huge influence on their folks and their folk's money.
Re: Re: Get a load of RAPIDMAN Because the team that led MLS in attendance has to be worried about breathing new life into the team....