Another season and yet another story that this fat waster has got himself into shape and is ready for a 'miraculous' return to the Premiership. I'll give you good odds that in a few weeks time there will be stories about how lardarse has been drinking himself into oblivion again or has picked up another (self-inflicted) injury. I rate Dave Jones as a manager and can't believe he'd risk ruining the chemistry at the club taking a flyer on fatboy. Vinnie Jones was (rightly) vilified for his on and off pitch antics. I never cared for Jones as a player or a man but one thing you can say is that there were never any stories of him striking his wife (or any other woman). Gascoigne got regularly pissed out of his skull and beat his missus to a pulp yet he's still seen as a lovable rogue or 'clown prince' who's had a few bad breaks. The only bad breaks lardy has had were those inflicted on himself trying to snap Gary Charles legs in half and delivering a forearm smash to George Boateng's head. Perhaps I'm desperately out of touch and giving the wife a 'slap' is now just seen as an acceptable part of laddish behaviour. This must be the case as the excitement always rises whenever porky starts his latest comeback in America, China, Exeter, Wolverhampton etc. Not bad for a player who's made a career on blubbing in Italy. Dave Jones, don't do it.