The here is what makes it Florida Man ( Non-fatal edition) The caller told authorities he was only at the club because he was given free tickets.
"I want to say, `Thank you,' to him," Ahmed said. "He got more publicity for me in that one phone call than ever. You want to talk about a blessing in disguise." The club is having Ahmed back for a one nighter....it's a sellout!
If he's smart he'll pay some local rednecks and give them anti moo-slim signs to protest out front of Chuckles.
2019 is the year Florida woman wins the title: Police have arrested and charged a woman accused of attacking the manager at a Southwest Miami-Dade Burger King after her request for free fries was denied. Police say a second woman is still on the loose.https://t.co/rfQH1cq7Dx pic.twitter.com/cqrxK9pWY9— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) May 28, 2019
"I was eating a powdered donut, officer" https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florida-man-caught-with-cocaine-on-nose-told-cops-it-wasnt-his/
Florida Couple - Odd. Gator - Odder Gender Revealing party - Are you busting my nuts? When did this thing become a thing? GATOR GENDER REVEAL - A Tampa couple used an unusual method to announce the gender of their unborn baby and enlisted the help of their pet gator Amos for the big reveal. 🐊👶STORY: https://t.co/MYKb5qK7Yv pic.twitter.com/7BxY8FsA3O— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) June 12, 2019
I know AUFC has had some guys (notably Josef, and last season, Miggy) who participated in gender reveals. They kicked a balloon and if the stuff inside was pink, they'd have a girl and if blue, a boy. AFAIK, no reptiles were involved (Nicolas Lodeiro was not there... timewastin'-ass mofo)
A month between posts? Here's a Florida woman who is extremely intolerant of lactose... https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brie...an-for-urinating-in-ice-cream-bucket-spitting
I think lots of Asians have a hard time with lactose. None of the ones I've met have done this, though. Why? Because none of the ones I've met have ever been to Florida.
I hope they don't take it next to Pho 555 Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys restaurant in Floridahttps://t.co/VucBR060S4 pic.twitter.com/FjY1svB7HA— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) July 18, 2019
Florida Woman making big strides!! https://www.orlandosentinel.com/new...0190725-bkduh7in2fhoxgp5zewdi2w5cu-story.html
Prized possessions: DOH! Authorities say a woman and her son returned from claiming a $20,000 lottery prize when, hours later, they were arrested for allegedly carrying fentanyl and heroin. https://t.co/XdWtpbrVJz— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) July 25, 2019
That's probably because @_FloridaMan is out of business due to empathy https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...feature/is-it-okay-to-laugh-at-florida-man-2/
Guardians of the Galaxy would never look the same: A raccoon was caught red-handed after it broke into a vending machine at a Florida high school. 🦝 https://t.co/GlOC23FGnp— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) August 14, 2019
The sad thing is that I've heard that PSA, and I haven't lived in Florida for hurricane season for about 15 years.
Florida Man and Woman take a road trip. https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/article_e046c5fc-dd5c-11e9-ba1e-8fc42923739b.html
When your end of the year sale goes as poorly as your regular season... Orlando WYD pic.twitter.com/6Ej7fOpAU5— The Yanks Are Coming (@YanksAreComing) October 15, 2019