Fill in your Revs punchline This joke is currently making the rounds, and is pretty funny but accurate. So ... how would you throw the Revs into this pile? ____________________________________________________ Boston Sports Teams are like men in relationships: The Patriots are like the new boyfriend that you really like - he's awesome but almost too good to be true, so you worry. The Bruins are like the guy you just casually dated and you don't really care about him, he's just something to do. The Celtics are like the marriage that was great at one time but has lost its spark and you always kinda look back and think about how great it was. And the Sox are the hard core abusive husband who just absolutely beats the **********e out of you, but day after day you always go back to him cause you always believe that tomorrow will be different and you just love him too much.
Re: Fill in your Revs punchline Failing to see how you couldn't just replace "Sox" with "Revs" there, man.
Re: Fill in your Revs punchline The Revs are like that guy you see on the T who once in awhile looks really nice and you think you might be interested, but then, he picks his nose and you realize he just doesn't have a clue.
Re: Fill in your Revs punchline The Revs are gay…they're afraid to hit on Annette, and they never seem interested in servicing Clint.
Re: Fill in your Revs punchline The Revs are like a gay guy...you are interested in him but he's not interested in you. No wait, that would mean that the Revs are well dressed... And I must agree that the wife battering analogy just isn't funny in any way. But the Revs are like your husband...if you are a widow THAT is hilariously true!
Boston Sports Teams are like....... This was sent to me this morning, and while I don't know much about dating men (maybe BigFrank can help us understand this better), it is pretty funny! And BTW, the Revolution were not originally part of this, so I added them in. Boston sports teams are like men in relationships: The Patriots are like the new boyfriend that you really like- he's awesome but almost too good to be true, so you worry. The Bruins are like the guy that you just casually dated and you don't really care about him, he's just something to do. The Celtics are like the marriage that was great at one time but has lost its spark and you always kinda look back and think about how great it was. The Red Sox are the hard core abusive boyfriend who just absolutely beats the crap out of you, but day after day you always go back to him cause you always believe that tomorrow will be different and you just love him too much. And finally………………………………………… The Revolution are like the guy you had a one-night stand with, but he was real boring in bed so you never called him back.
Re: Boston Sports Teams are like....... Somebody already beat you to the punch: scroll down a few threads to this one: https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145181