Fill in the punchline: Boston Sports Teams are like.......

Discussion in 'New England Revolution' started by patfan1, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. patfan1

    patfan1 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 1999
    Nashua, NH
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fill in your Revs punchline

    This joke is currently making the rounds, and is pretty funny but accurate. So ... how would you throw the Revs into this pile? :)
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    Boston Sports Teams are like men in relationships:

    The Patriots are like the new boyfriend that you really like - he's awesome but almost too good to be true, so you worry.

    The Bruins are like the guy you just casually dated and you don't really care about him, he's just something to do.

    The Celtics are like the marriage that was great at one time but has lost its spark and you always kinda look back and think about how great it was.

    And the Sox are the hard core abusive husband who just absolutely beats the **********e out of you, but day after day you always go back to him cause you always believe that tomorrow will be different and you just love him too much.
     
  2. Ultra Peanut

    Ultra Peanut New Member

    Jun 3, 2004
    Achewood
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    Failing to see how you couldn't just replace "Sox" with "Revs" there, man.
     
  3. mallon

    mallon New Member

    Feb 15, 1999
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    The Revs are like that guy you see on the T who once in awhile looks really nice and you think you might be interested, but then, he picks his nose and you realize he just doesn't have a clue.
     
  4. brianzappa

    brianzappa Member

    Oct 21, 2003
    In a big country
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    The Revs are kind of like your husband... if you're a widow. :p
     
  5. petebest

    petebest New Member

    Oct 16, 2004
    Liberal, MA
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    this is supposed to be funny ?
     
  6. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    Further proof you're whipped Monty ;)
     
  7. patfan1

    patfan1 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 1999
    Nashua, NH
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    Hey I didn't write it! Damn you Magpie! Damn you ...
     
  8. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    :D
     
  9. mosler

    mosler Member

    Jan 2, 2003
    Mashpee, MA
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    I think that says it nicely.
     
  10. brianzappa

    brianzappa Member

    Oct 21, 2003
    In a big country
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    Yeah, we're not topping that one. :)
     
  11. jw

    jw Member

    Feb 18, 1999
    Massachusetts
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    The Revs are gay…they're afraid to hit on Annette, and they never seem interested in servicing Clint.
     
  12. MouseyTongue

    MouseyTongue New Member

    Feb 16, 2001
    a box in the Chairma
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Fill in your Revs punchline

    The Revs are like a gay guy...you are interested in him but he's not interested in you.

    No wait, that would mean that the Revs are well dressed...


    And I must agree that the wife battering analogy just isn't funny in any way.

    But the Revs are like your husband...if you are a widow THAT is hilariously true!
     
  13. Anti-BigFrank

    Anti-BigFrank New Member

    Sep 28, 2004
    Boston Sports Teams are like.......

    This was sent to me this morning, and while I don't know much about dating men (maybe BigFrank can help us understand this better), it is pretty funny!

    And BTW, the Revolution were not originally part of this, so I added them in.

    Boston sports teams are like men in relationships:

    The Patriots are like the new boyfriend that you really like- he's
    awesome but almost too good to be true, so you worry.

    The Bruins are like the guy that you just casually dated and you don't
    really care about him, he's just something to do.

    The Celtics are like the marriage that was great at one time but has
    lost its spark and you always kinda look back and think about how great
    it was.

    The Red Sox are the hard core abusive boyfriend who just absolutely
    beats the crap out of you, but day after day you always go back to him
    cause you always believe that tomorrow will be different and you just
    love him too much.

    And finally…………………………………………

    The Revolution are like the guy you had a one-night stand with, but he was real boring in bed so you never called him back.
     
  14. The Magpie

    The Magpie Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Cambridge, MA

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