Peter: Look at all the garbage the New Yorkers are dumping on our lawn. The New York Times, New Yorker Magazine, the New York Mets. Great
i saw that ep last night. Stewie says "I shall find something to strike you with".. right before he wacks his dad on the head. I was eating cereal and dame near shot milk out of my nose. I think its the way he said it.
Though by many they're abhored Hebrew people I've adored Even though they killed my Lord I need a Jew
I could put down multiple scenes from every episode but here is one of the best lines from when Peter has to relearn his non-PC ways towards women. Peter: If I can speak in my own defense, all I did was tell a little joke, second of all women are not people, they are devices built by the lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
A great episode was on last night! "milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made"! hilarious. Not to mention the hilarious scenes where Peter soils himself; "Uh-Ohhh"!
One of the funniest moments I've ever seen on TV... Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together. Homicide: Life on Sesame Street Announcer: This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H. Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way. [Gets out of bed and gets dressed] Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's. Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert. Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED! Ernie: Bert, you're yelling again, Bert.
A few of my favorite moments include... Peter farting in the glass box while eating his cereal, pounding furiously on the glass to try and get Brian & Lois' attention to help him out, and eventually passing out from the smell. Osama bin Laden, airport security, and showtunes. Stewie's fight with the sperm inside Peter. That was a great Star Trek spoof moment!
I'm laughing just rememebering this. Do you remember which episode it was? I'd love to see it on DVD when I get home.
"How positively brilliant. It's as though somebody stabbed Mr. Bubble". That, and Tony the Tiger doing John Bender's rant for The Breakfast Club.
Gloria Ironbox: Your co-worker Sarah is suing you for sexual harassment. Peter: Sarah...Sarah?...oh! is that the one we videotaped taking a dump?
No one for the evil monkey? His first appearance absolutely slayed me. However, the first scene I ever saw was the Kool-Aid man in the courtroom "oh no, oh no, oh no, OH YEAH!" I have to second that one because it was inspired, completely absurd and hillarious. The way the Kool Aid jug backed out of the whole in the wall then cracked me up again. From that second on I knew I had to watch the show religiously. cheers, hobbes
Stewie: "Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards 'S' supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight."
Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter) Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire." Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. [Pause] Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep staring) Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs) Peter: Who was that guy?