Favorite Family guy scenes

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by budalabutt, Nov 26, 2004.

  1. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004
    Since its the offseason and Stewie is definately a Fire fan POst your favorite Family Guy quites here.

    My first one

    Lois Griffin: What's going on?
    Stewie Griffin: We're playing house.
    Lois Griffin: The boy is all tied up.
    Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house.
  2. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004
    Here are a couple more

    Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here.
    Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK!
    [set turns into disco]

    And because Quagmire rules:

    Quagmire: Hello there, cutie! How old are you?
    Girl: Sixteen.
    Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first!
    Girl: MOM!
    Quagmire: I like where this is going.

    [hitting on a girl waiting in line for a roller coaster]
    Glen Quagmire: Hello there! You must be *this* beautiful to ride the Quagmire!
  3. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004

    How about some Avatars??
  4. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004
    How about these??


  5. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    So, Steve, I take it you are bored at work as well today? :)
  6. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004
    Yeah I am very bored, though things are really going well today. I will be done in 10 minutes then I can go rock and roll.
  7. ManiacalClown

    ManiacalClown Member+

    Jun 27, 2003
    South Jersey
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    hahaha this thread is struggling :D
  8. Marchetti

    Marchetti Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Chicago Fire

    Family Guy during work... on a soccer board.

    nice job.
  9. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Sorry. I love Family Guy, but it has no place in the Fire forum.
  10. royalstilton

    royalstilton Member

    Aug 2, 2004
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Jackyl...it's a jackyl...a jackyl...jackyl......"
  11. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Ah!?! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.......OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004
    Stewie: NO Sprinkles!!! God help you if I find sprinkels!!! FOR every sprinkle I find I shall kill you!!!
  13. ZiggyGalaxy

    ZiggyGalaxy New Member

    Sep 22, 2004
    For Stewie's 1st birthday party...
    Peter:Now Lois, that Cheesy Charlie's is no good.
    (Cut to big evil-looking castle)
    (Peter walks in)
    Waiter:(Has horns and tail)Hi, welcome to Cheesy Charlie's. Heil Hitler!
    Peter:Ahhh! Um, I'd like to schedule for a birthday party.
    Waiter:Well good, let me tell you about our facilities. We have a great
    package that comes with your choice of ice cream:Vanilla, chocolate,
    strawberry or people.
    Peter:What was that last one?
    Peter:Well, what else do you have?
    Waiter:Well, as you can see, we have a wide array of entertainment for
    your children.
    (See children on torture devices, spikes, iroon maidens, razor pendulems)
    Waiter:And if you get enough tickets, you earn a prize!
    Kid:I have 12 tickets. What can I get?
    Clerk:Oh, I'm sorry Bobby, you need 13 tickets to live.
    (Kid falls through floor)
    Peter:Mister, I'm sorry, but I love and respect my wife too much to have
    her son's birthday party here.
    Waiter:Well thats too bad, because you'll be staying here anyway!
    (Peter gets cuffed to a chair)
    Peter:Oh, don't get me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
    (Turns into Hulk and busts out)
    Lois:peter stop it, your story is getting ridiculous.
  14. Mad_Bishop

    Mad_Bishop Member

    Oct 11, 2000
    Columbia, MO
    I'm partial to the scene where Brian is on trial for paternity and the prosecuter is grilling him about his video rentals.

    Brian: Those were for Peter! They stopped letting him rent because he taped over all the movies.
    (cut to couple watching Citizen Kane)
    Orson Wells: Rosebud...
    (cut to Peter)
    ...Was a sled. It was his childhood sled. There. I just saved you two boring, boobless hours
  15. 562nation

    562nation Member

    May 10, 2004
    (562)areacode LA
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    hey it just came onherde on the west coast Cartoon network
  16. Bob Morocco

    Bob Morocco Member+

    Aug 11, 2003
    Billings, MT
    Peter: heffffffff ahhhhhhhh
    Peter: heffffffffff ahhh
    Peter: heffffffffffffffffff ah
    Peter: hefff ahhhhhhhhhhh
    Peter: heff ahhhhhhh
    Peter: heffffffffffffff ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Peter: hefffffffffffff ahhhhhhhhhhh
  17. budalabutt

    budalabutt Red Card

    Nov 4, 2004

    Thats a funny scene. You talking about when he gets hit in the shin right?? LOL classic.
  18. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    You're asking whether Sesame Street has done an episode where the Count kills someone, and drinks their blood for sustenance.


    No, Peter, they've never done that.
  19. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    She'll pretty much have to.
  20. sch2383

    sch2383 New Member

    Feb 14, 2003
    Northern Virginia
    The redone Dick van Dyke Show introduction.
  21. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Peter Griffin: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
    Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
    Peter Griffin: Well, you see, we're Catholic...
    Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.
  22. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Peter and Quagmire in the lesbian bar, "So you ladies ever been penetrated?"
  23. tomas_brolin

    tomas_brolin Member

    Jan 27, 2004
    Geneva, IL
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    this is the episode wehre meg gets a prada bag and stewie is in a nursing home cause hes a crack addicted baby.

    Peter: Hey...hey kids...I'm..I-I'm Santa Claus...just practicing for Christmas.
    Indian Baby: But, you are white! Jack and Sarah told me Santa is Indian.
    African Baby: Don't be stupid! Santa is black!
    Indian Baby: Santa can't be black. We do not fear him.
    Chinese Baby: Cram it, Ghandi! Santa is Asian.
    Spanish Baby: How can he be Asian? Santa doesn't drive his sleigh 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on! Go back to your rice paddy, Mulan!!
    *children fighting*
    Peter: Come on Stewie, we're out of here.
    Stewie: Dance puppets, dance!

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