F#CK the whiners

YITBOS · Dec 15, 2004

Ooooohhhh. Wahhhhhhh. I didn't get to vote because the lines were too long

Here is my friggin' story of waiting in line. Only to hear from MSNBC and other liberal pundits that no one in Ohio would ever do that to maintain the status quo. Boy howdee, they sure do know how to take fence-sitters and have them embrace their cause.

One of my other posts said:

Total of 8 hours and 40 minutes.
Following are the highlights of the day. I could go into more depth, but this is a rant I will probably tell again next October for homecoming.

I took the morning off of work because I had a test to take at 1:30 and figured I could do a little studying. I showed up to the polls at 8:30 and began to wait in line. By 12:30, I was frantically trying to call my professor because I still had an estimated 2 hour wait to vote. I couldn't get hold of him, so I left the line in order to take a test.

The test was the hardest test I have ever taken.

I got back in line at the polls at 3:30 and I called up work and told them I wouldn't be in for the afternoon, or maybe even the next day.

At approximately 5:30, I ran home (live 1 block away from the polling place) and grabbed a case of beer. I was a hero for 15 minutes until the polling officials said "No beer" because we were in an elementary school.

At approximately 5:45, I took the beer home.

At approximately 8:00, I was fifth in line for the polls. A black lady in front of me started raising a stink because her name was not on the rolls. She started pulling out the race card and how Republicans try to put the black people down. A poll worker checked the rolls of the precinct right next to mine and found her name. The dumb b!tch got in the wrong line and whenever the poll workers walked by to verify the precinct status of citizens she never thought to check her registration card (which she did throw in the polling officials face when told her name was not on the rolls).

At approximately 8:05, I wanted to bash the stupid b!tches head in with a pole.

At approximately 8:06, I forgot about the stupid b!tch because it was my turn to sign in. I gave them my registration card and stood in the line immediately in front of the booths.

At 8:10, I pushed the vote button. Since we were using electronic machines, a loud beeping sound eminated when someone pushed the vote button. Once I heard that sound, I threw up my hands, opened the curtain and yelled "I won!!" The poll worker recognized my feat and gave me the sticker which I proudly wore for the remainder of the night.

At 8:12, I got back home and proudly drank a beer. The beer was a Coors Light, but it tasted like freedom.
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CrewSchmack · Dec 15, 2004

YITBOS said:

Ooooohhhh. Wahhhhhhh. I didn't get to vote because the lines were too long

Here is my friggin' story of waiting in line. Only to hear from MSNBC and other liberal pundits that no one in Ohio would ever do that to maintain the status quo. Boy howdee, they sure do know how to take fence-sitters and have them embrace their cause.
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You should email this post (maybe clean it up a little) to the Washington Post as a letter to the editor.

Bill Archer · Dec 15, 2004

Brilliant post. Absolutely brilliant.