~ F A N T A S Y 2022 ~ Where Your Dreams Are Still Not Reality

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by SLSHOT01, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Section 207 knocked FC Atletico Athletic Required Field Town City FC out of the playoffs. Congrats to them. We just can’t finish out a week.

    Our coach, a greying mannequin with no strategic ideas who is locked in place in the overall table, at least made the playoffs, so I guess he won’t get sacked and will be back next season.
     
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  2. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anyone else not able to select a team today?
     
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  3. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's fixed. Very strange.
     
  4. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My game was a draw. Who advances?
     
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  5. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member+

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Edison, Ohio
    I've been trying to figure out what is going on with their stuff all day.

    Took them forever to close out the week.

    the Open League isn't showing any points

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    I also can't figure out the tie breakers for the H2H game

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    I want to do a write up... buuuut

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  6. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member+

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Edison, Ohio
    Exactly - Now granted when I went to bed last night it was 84-83.

    Still was this morning

    Then they updated something and it went to 84-84

    Currently it shows this as the final

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    If I understood somewhere in the rules one of the tie breakers was overall squad value.

    I think the first tie breaker was captain's point total... but it turned out we both had the same captain... soooo yeah.

    But I can't make heads or tails of it and I'm not convinced the Fantasy Website is even 100% working/update at this point.....
     
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  7. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    @SLSHOT01 I've got a support ticket open with them about the league that I manage that has the same issues. I'll let you know what I hear.
     
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  8. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member+

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Edison, Ohio
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    Week 28 - Real Atletico Support Ticket United Athletic Football Club of America

    H2H Playoffs

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    A thriller between Section 207 and LUIS DIAZ SZN decided on unannounced and indeterminate tie breakers. (Actually I think it was decided by overall squad value? I guess nothing says MLS FANTASY more than the winner is whoever has the most Garber Bucks...)

    So will the Cellar Dwellers rise from the depths to overcome the Cheap Seats of 207? Find out soon on Apple TV(insert math symbol here)

    Open League

    We have a ticket open - for some reason the website deemed that this league was completed and gave no one any points in week 28. I opened a ticket and I expect to hear back from the College Intern that drew the short straw sometime between Now and the End of Time... but hey... to keep you going

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    Wooden Spoons For Everyone!

    Week 29 Preview

    The Columbus Crew Game has been deemed by league offices to not count as a fantasy game.

    Week 29 Begins Wednesday 10/5 at 8PM

    All will be decided on Sunday 10/9 (while my kids have their own games.... whose bright idea was it to put decision day at 2 PM instead of Prime Time....? And whose bright idea was to put it up against a bunch of NFL games...)

    Last Call Folks

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  9. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    League conspiracy, as usual ;)
     
  10. SLSHOT01

    SLSHOT01 Member+

    Columbus
    United States
    Oct 26, 2017
    Edison, Ohio
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    Week 29 - The End

    It was an amazing season of Fantasy Soccer

    There were ups

    There were downs

    But somehow we made it! We actually finished a season of the Fantasy League on Big Soccer!

    Ok MLS ending the open division at week 28 aside and completely not my fault! At least the interns did respond earlier this morning that they are "aware of the issue"

    Congratulations to all for a season of deep thought, planning, and in almost all ways more intellectual thought than was used by Caleb Porter all season. You are all now eligible to apply for future coaching positions due to your extensive experience navigating Major League Soccer's squad rules.

    H2H League

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    Congratulations to Cellar Dwellers for a Thrilling and Hard Fought Final

    The trophy is being assembled in China as we speak and will be delivered in 3-4 Working Months

    Make sure to let Mom and Dad know they need to clear some room in the trophy cabinet at home for this guy!

    Open League – Final Results (By Virtue of the “Columbus Crew Official” final standings)

    A great showing by BigSoccer on this - our entire top ten made the top 50 of the Crew Official League (858 Total Participants)

    1. Admirals – Stolk – 2962 Points – 16th Overall in Crew Official
    2. Wetmore FC – LaMacchia – 2884 Points – 21st Overall in Crew Official
    3. Cuchy Cuchy Cucho – Aldis – 2860 Points – 23rd Overall in Crew Official
    4. Section 207 – Shotwell – 2805 Points – 34th Overall in Crew Official
    5. LUIS DIAZ SZN – Muir – 2803 Points – 35th Overall in Crew Official
    6. CellarDwellers – Schneck – 2799 Points – 36th Overall in Crew Official
    7. The Best BigSoccer Poster – Jasko – 2770 Points – 40th Overall in Crew Official
    8. 419 Crew – Casillas – 2745 Points – 43rd Overall in Crew Official
    9. The Man-Zelarayan – Courter – 2720 Points – 46th Overall in Crew Official
    10. Scratched Perry FC – Paddy – 2710 Points – 48th Overall in Crew Official

    Admiral Stolk - You have one week to claim your trophy by identifying yourself on this board... or.... as much as it pains me to do... I'll have to award the Open League Championship to @LaMacchia for the second season in a row.
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    Clocks ticking Admirals......

    Caleb Porter and Bezbat....whatever Wooden Spoon Award

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    Did you embody the spirit of the Columbus Crew and Give Up Playing Halfway through? Maybe you only stopped for the last 15 minutes. I don't know. I don't care. You're welcome here next year. So get yourself a wooden spoon, and chuck it at Porter or Bez. You're alright in my book.

    Closure

    Once again thank you all for playing, participating, laughing, and crying our way through another thrilling season. If you have any suggestions for next year please let me know! Enjoy your offseason!
     
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  11. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well done, Commissioner. Well done.
    Thanks for your updates and especially for your humorous images. Hope to see you back as BS Commish in 2023.
     
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  12. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I, hereby, nominate @SLSHOT01 to be commissioner for life!

    Seriously, thanks for running the league.
     
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