After reading thread after thread in which bigsoccer types rail against expansion team names/Dallas FC for being "too European" or "too Mexican" or "totally dumb" or "not American enough," I thought it was time to do something. We know that Peter Wilt reads these pages, so I assume plenty of the brass in MLS do as well. Therefore, it would be helpful for us to come up with a list of names for future expansion teams. Here is my list of team names that are certain to go over very, very well with bigsoccer addicts. The Pittsburgh Ninjas The Sante Fe Paladins The Tulsa Rootin' Tootin' Cowboys The Omaha Samurai The Myrtle Beach Seventh-Level Magic Users The Houston American USAs The Portland Molestin' Catholics The Dakota Wyyld X-tremes The Spokane Cobras The Salt Lake City Highlanders The Sacramento World Trade Center Victims (in honor of the victims of 9-11) The Phoenix Totally Rad Awesomes The Springfield Drunk Injuns (in honor of our country's American Indian traditions) The Butte Army Wrecker Boyzz The Youngstown Sokkerz Please feel free to add your suggestions.