You, sir, have obviously never seen a Dean Martin Celebrity Roast. Getting liquored up and slurring obscenities WAS the concept.
Right after he said "let him who is without sin cast the stone...ah, forget it. Go ahead and stone her and let her suffer the consequences."
Stop me if you heard this one.... Moses, Jesus and God were playing golf together. As Jesus went to tee off on the 8th hole, Moses asks him "What are you hitting? " Jesus says "driver" Moses: "Driver ? You'll never clear the water hazard with the driver...You should lay up" Jesus: "I saw Tiger Woods hit his driver over the water last week on this hole" So Jesus addresses the ball, smacks the heck out of it, 270 yds on the fly, right into the drink. Jesus takes off stomping and cursing down the fairway. As he walks across the water to retrieve his ball, the next foursome comes around the bend, stops and gapes. One of the men blurts out...Oh my god, look at that guy. Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ ?" God says.."No, Tiger Woods"
The point most worthy of discussion is how the ESPNistas on this forum defend replacing Thea Andrews with Dana Jacobson in the first place.