Jay Leno's political jokes Here is one: "It's the Cardinals and the Red Sox. They met in the World Series back in 1967. To tell you how times have changed, back then we had a bad economy, an unpopular war and a president from Texas." Here is another: "It's getting uglier and uglier out there - Teresa Heinz Kerry said she doesn't know if Laura Bush has ever held a real job. Laura Bush fired back. She said she was busy raising three kids - Barbara, Jenna and George W. That is a full-time job."
Re: Jay Leno's political jokes I don't understand the title of this thread. Jokes and Jay Leno only go together in a sentence when the term "joke" is an adjective and "Leno" is the subject.
Jay Leno jokes "You have to admit President Bush looked better in the third debate. You see, last night he spoke from the heart. In the first two he spoke from the brain, so you see ... "
Re: Jay Leno jokes Statements that Presidents are remembered by: FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country" Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" Dubya: "You forgot Poland"
Re: Jay Leno jokes My favorite is "Wanted, dead or alive" QUESTION: Do you want bin Laden dead? BUSH: I want justice. And there's an old poster out west, that I recall, that said, ``Wanted, Dead or Alive.''
Re: Jay Leno jokes Clinton: "Depends on what your meaning of "is," is. "I did...but I didn't inhale." "Kiss it." "I did not have sex with that woman--Monica Lewinsky." The first one is my favorite, when you consider that IS is the third person singular present indicative of be, a very definite definition, in fact one of the few words in the english that does not have a synonym or alternate definition.
Re: Jay Leno's political jokes Bill Maher told both of these jokes. Last week he told the second joke during Real Time on HBO, and the first one he told during the summer. When did Jay tell those two jokes??? I'm just asking because I know that Jay Leno likes to steal material.
Re: Jay Leno's political jokes Leno told the baseball joke on 10/22, and the Teresa Heinz one on 10/21.
Jay Leno's jokes How about this one: "Early voting began in Florida this week and guess what? There are already problems! After waiting two to three hours many Florida voters are shocked to get to the front of the line and find out - "What? No flu shot?"