Oh, have you never seen French cinema? Let me boil down every french movie ever made (with the possible exception of La Femme Nikita and films with Gerard Depardieu) Old guy (40's or 50's), Old woman (same age, probably a spouse, definitely a significant other), maybe some friends, lots of talking...blah, blah, blah....old guy meets young chick (late teens, early 20's), sleeps with chick (mandatory nude scene for her, view of his wrinkly old butt), lots more talking...blah, blah, blah...Old guy feels remorse but keeps doing it, they break up [occasional twist of Old woman sleeping with younger man, or Old woman works as prostitute], breakup involves lots of talking, blah, blah, blah...Old woman finds out which results in lots of talking, blah, blah, blah...they all go back to normal, denying trauma, and talking a lot with all cast members from initial scene, blah, blah, blah...
When Landon scored, there was an amusing scene in front of me as three teenage girls - brittany spears dressalikes - began fighting over a pair of binoculars to look at him with.