Pre-match: DCU vs. NYCFC

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  1. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
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    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Where: Da Bronx
    Why: Our injuries haven't forced us to forfeit, yet.
    When: Tomorrow 10/7/2020, 7:00 PM EDT
    How: DCU is still working on the "how's" of soccer.
    What: possible burning bag of feces, inside a dumpster fire.

    Injuries: Arriola, Flores, Martins, Segura, Abu, Birnbaum
    Suspensions: Brilliant

    Mitrita bailed on NYC and may not come back.

    Possible lineup (if submitted correctly prior to kickoff):

    Hamid
    OA - Sjoeberg - Pines - Mora
    Yow - Gressel - Moreno - Asad
    Kamara - Reyna

    James
     
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  2. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Courtesy of Frank Zappa, there are four major questions going into this match:
    1. When do we bend over?
    2. How far do we bend over?
    3. When we bend, do we spread?
    4. Who's got the Crisco?
     
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  3. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Come on - we don't deserve the Crisco.
     
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  4. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LOL ... My DirecTV guide for Channel 8 lists MLS Soccer @ 7-9 tonight. Tomorrow, it lists political shows and other infomercials.
    Actually on Ch 8 - an infomercial.

    The whole shebang is a shit-show.




    Whale grease. Unrefined.
     
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  5. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    I just saw that and thought maybe I was fortunate to miss it. After I was disappointed, I visited this thread.
     
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  6. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    In best Jim Mora voice: "Crisco? Whale Grease?"
     
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  7. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Goff's pregame article always includes a probable lineup - until today's. Even Goff can't imagine what it might be. As for me, I want to see the youngsters, including, please, Sorga (who has looked better than the others IMO), along with Gressel, who is better than he has shown to date while with DCU.
     
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  8. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone didn't make the trip:

     
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  9. JRHokie

    JRHokie Member+

    Aug 23, 2001
    Fairfax, VA
    Keep it greasy
    so it'll go down easy
     
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  10. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Roll it over 'n grease it down
    I'll drive you through the heart of town
     
  11. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I didn't realize that Birnbaum's ankle problem had flared up again, and he isn't on the game roster. Neither is the unidentified mystery player who tested positive. On the positive side, we're playing on that tiny pitch at Yankee Stadium. Just stretch out 6'7" Axel Sjoberg in front of the goal and we should have a lockdown defense.
     
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  12. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Unless he's the positive?
     
  13. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Goff's reporting that tonight's game is in jeopardy.
     
  14. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Birnbaum was ruled out for this game before any announcement of the Covid positive, so that's very doubtful.
     
  15. Wyrm2

    Wyrm2 Member

    Apr 29, 2007
    Silver Spring
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BTW, the game that probably isn't going to happen is scheduled to (not) happen at 8, not 7
     
  16. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I meant Sjoeberg.
     
  17. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
  18. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jeopardy? Of not playing? I do not think it means what you think it means..? Tolkien called it a eucatastrophe.
     
  19. Freestyle2000

    Freestyle2000 Moderator

    Feb 6, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    They've got to play! Otherwise I might accidently watch the VP debate...
     
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  20. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm going to sleep let me know how it turns out.....................the game or the VP. :D
     
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  21. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks like Reyna didn’t make the trip n
     
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  22. Wyrm2

    Wyrm2 Member

    Apr 29, 2007
    Silver Spring
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, looks like they are letting the kids play midfield (plus Moreno :(). (EDIT: Looks like Reyna is the COVID positive... hope it is a false positive for numerous reasons).

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    I wonder what’s wrong???
     
  24. Wyrm2

    Wyrm2 Member

    Apr 29, 2007
    Silver Spring
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DC had a positive COVID test, it was probably him since everyone else that is healthy travelled.
     
  25. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That didn't take long.
     

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