Good thing you are in the minority here. 10 years of the shit status quo is worth hiring the knife fighting monkey and a decent tactician to back him up. The monkey will stomp around the sideline and pretty much resemble Olsen. The tactician can actually make the changes and even coach once the monkey gets ejected for flinging shit at the referee.
Is that a picture from the Frederick Keys games where they have rodeos with monkeys dressed like cowboys riding dogs dressed as horses to entertain minor league fans? I'm gonna start demanding things like this for my minor league soccer games in Leesburg
Yes! That is Whiplash, the Cowboy Monkey. I have not ever heard of him performing around here. I suspect if they advertised him as the half-time or postgame show they will definitely sell out. They should put Levien's name on the pigs or goats that chases and rounds up...
Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey doesn't slum at minor league stadia. I first heard of him at the U.S. Grand Prix in Austin in 2014, he was part of the after race double bill with -- Kid Rock. I'll take the monkey every time.