PBP: DC United v Atlanta Silverbacks 9-20-23

This team is so bad.

 

This is not professional soccer man. How do you convince people to watch this after a weekend of the European leagues.

 

You just know every attack will lead to nothing. Not enough quality there.

 

Lol so dc

 

I mean, just rolling Atlanta until they put on the clown shoes around the goal

 

The part of Rooney’s brain that evaluates players is on IR. Might be career ending.

 

If we were a tackle football team, we would be known as a team that could be pretty good if they weren’t amateurs in the red zone.

Fajardo needs to be taught to lean forward and get your knee over the ball. You know, that shit I taught rec players who were 12.

 

I see nothing encouraging about DC's play. Nothing.

 

We were bad finishing away from 5 or 6 goals that last 20 minutes y'all gotta chill.

 

If Ted were playing in Fajardo’s place I think it’s 1-1

 

Is bad finishing encouraging to you? It's not, to me.

 

Fahrtardo couldn't score in a Thai whorehouse with a boxcar full of $100 bills.

 

some good luck?

How the hell was that offside? The guy who played the ball was nowhere near being offside? That was bizarre

 

Man I hate soccer now. These delays are too much.

 

Guzan is such a whiny whiny whiny bitch

 

Nope

 

Don’t deserve a goal anyway, it’s fine

 

good lord.

what is Asad doing out there?

 

This is almost worst than having no chances. These are pros? They’re stealing money.

 

what's the xG?

 

-4.5

 

just had to give the ball to the right guy

 

The only encouraging play I've seen is by Pirani & Ted KuDipietro.

 

Finally my god