Hell, it wouldn't even be an inconvenience for some on these boards! Although I don't know if they'll give a group and "Friends Fly Free" discount at the same time, but you never know.
We're gonna kill Chivas in this game, we rule them at every position Goalie: We have Rimando, they have ....... no one Defenders: We have Mike Petke and Brian Namoff, they have ..... no one Midfield: We have Olsen and Carroll and Freddy, they have ... no one Forward: We have Esky and Moreno and Q1, they have ... no one. Well, at least for the next hour If you are an English major or take the SATs for a living maybe, not to regular people, and sure as hell not to a soccer coach
Mmmmmmmmm... cabrito! The pre-game goat-roast where we actually consume the mascot of the opposing team would surely guarantee positive net mojo. Actually ritualistically slaughtering the animal on the premesis of RFK would almost certainly guarantee a victory if undertaken by someone trained in the mystical arts of ritualistic animal sacrifice, though some in authority may look upon such activity with scorn. Maybe there is some first amendment cover for those who practise the religion of soccer.
Well there is the whole issue of Separation of Church and Tailgate Hmmmm, what sacrifices could we make for other teams ... Colorado: Can you sacrifice polluted water, we have some running near the stadium LA: A star? Cosmic Dust? the remains of Carl Sagan? NE: Freedom and Rights ... Ashcroft took care of this before retiring for us. KC: A male witch [Monty Python]burn him!![/Monty Python] SJ: A hole in the ground? Alexi Lalas? NJ: Metal Mike? A Taxi Cab? Their starting Attacking Midfielder? Chicago : We could all piss on the fire to put the grills out Dallas: A cow, we prety much do this now Columbus: The Village People RSL: Some sort of dignitary? A random Mormon on a bicycle?
I've given this some thought. A Wizzard is probably the best we could do. But we might need him for the aforementioned ritualistic slaughter and mojo enhancement.