Cristiano Ronaldo - 'O Fenômeno' Thread [R]

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  1. Aveirenses

    Aveirenses Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Guardiolunya
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Re: C Ronaldo to Benfica? [R]

    Why do people on this forum insist on having the worst possible comparisons?

    Now, what if a dog ********ed a money in the ass; then would Nilmar be at Benfica? What if...

    Seriously; that's how bad the stupid comparisons you people make around here sound 100% of the time.

    Now a more worthy comparison would be a poor man living in a cardboard box in NYC saying he's gonna buy a Ferrari, a mansion, and then bang a girl with big boobs inside both. It's a goal alright, but you wanna know what that goal makes him? A crazy mother********er.

    You wanna know what LFV and Jose Veiga are? Crazy mother ********ers.
     
  2. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Re: C Ronaldo to Benfica? [R]

    huh
     
  3. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  4. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    This story just gets better!!!! So he did the 2 french girls, takes them to a club meets a third, they all go back to the hotel , but the 2 french chicks stay out so he can have some quality time with the new one????? :confused: Did i get it right?

    Wow...i expect more to develop in this bizarre story!!!
     
  5. leafster

    leafster New Member

    Jul 21, 2004
    Toronto, Canada
    Ronaldo better personal affairs under control, or he is going to end up having a song written about him like the rapaz do brinco Vitor Baptista..
     
  6. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I know....3 girls in one night. This kid was working them.

    I really didnt expect that from him you knowl....maybe 1 new girl a week or something, but 3 girls in one night!
     
  7. Aveirenses

    Aveirenses Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Guardiolunya
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    This is sounding more like the three little pigs story, now.

    Or maybe goldilocks(sp?).

    The first one was too big, second was too small, third was just right. :D
     
  8. Frank Cunha

    Frank Cunha New Member

    Sep 17, 2001
    UNION TOWNSHIP, NJ
  9. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I am even more positive that he is innocent especially after the eyewitness claimed the girls were all over him and followed Ronaldo to his room. 1 of the two stopped claimming she was raped and the 3rd played her part and moved on like any good groupie would do.
     
  10. Frank Cunha

    Frank Cunha New Member

    Sep 17, 2001
    UNION TOWNSHIP, NJ
    the problem his the girl in question, she's the girlfriend of a know name actor, his pissed because his wife don't know about the their affair, its on www.24horasinc.com

    by the way, Ronaldo was the sub in the last game, and score on a beautiful head shot, according to a friend the watch the game
     
  11. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Yeah he played very well that game...he came in around the 55th minute. Was cutting threw defenders and the header was pretty, but it was too little too late.
     
  12. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    "News of the world" published on the sunday edition a picture of the girl that is accusing Ronaldo of rape......

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news3.shtml

    Here is the pic of the girl, just in case you don't want to read the article!!!!!

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    One song comes to mind...Nirvana...."rape me, my friend"...she is HOT!!! :D
     
  13. Frank Cunha

    Frank Cunha New Member

    Sep 17, 2001
    UNION TOWNSHIP, NJ
    another Morena :D
     
  14. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    Joelzinho will be happy i am sure!!! :D
     
  15. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    She alright, not too impresive...
     
  16. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    Wow....... :eek: I would like to see your garbage bag!!!!!

    Are you single?
     
  17. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Yesir...looking at this domincan girl at the moment though

    That "Rape accuser" has maybe a little breast....nothing impressive, she proboly looked alot better in the dark with some alcohol.
     
  18. Aveirenses

    Aveirenses Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Guardiolunya
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    The alleged victim is practically going around topless. But I think her face is probably ugly juding from the amazing bad-looking hair. I'm sorry but women have no excuse for hair like that.

    "We can reveal the woman, a French Afro-Caribbean, is separated from her husband. She is now dating a married millionaire film producer. "
    And we have a motive.

    My side to the story. After getting Ronaldo's man-juice she forgot to wash (which is why she followed him to his suite), so she went home and her boyfriend noticed the man-juice, so she said she was raped.

    I don't see why the article says it could cost his career. Wasn't Van Persie put into jail for a similiar case?
     
  19. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Joelzinho again."

    LOL.....LOL......I have been hearing about this dominican girl for 4 months now.......i am looking at a Porshe as well!!!! :D
     
  20. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    lol....shes playing with my brain devils....God damn it, its mad annoying too
     
  21. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    "You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later."

    These guys gave me a new reason this time!
     
  22. TO DEVILS

    TO DEVILS Member

    Jun 10, 2005
    Canada
    She is playing with one of your heads, i don't think there is any brain in that one. :D
     
  23. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    How did my post end up on top of yours?
     
  24. Aveirenses

    Aveirenses Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Guardiolunya
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Magic.

    DUH!
     
  25. Joelzinho

    Joelzinho Member

    May 23, 2005
    Montreal!
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    lol
     

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