Pre-match: Crew vs Nobody 4/18 :: pre-game/wager thread

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Grouchy, Apr 12, 2009.

  1. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I drove by the stadium this morning, and Nobody's fans were already there. Nobody was tailgating, Nobody was peeing on the fences, and it looked like Nobody was having fun.

    How much longer until Chicago gets here?
     
  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    ..."and Socrates has an idea!"
     
  3. Kayak

    Kayak Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Columbus
    This thread is a bunch of crap; I can’t believe all of you are making fun of nobody. We owe nobody a lot. Who fills up the rest of the stadium when the fair weather fans don’t come, that’s right nobody. Of all the traveling fans that show up to the stadium who shows respect to our players and who have we never had an issue with, that’s right nobody. Who helped us raise money so that we could have a roof and a paved parking lot, again nobody, and I’m sure if we need anything else nobody will help with that too. Nobody thought we’d win it all last year, nobody backed us up when we had that ugly incident last year and other teams fans were jumping all over us. I think with all that nobody has done for us it’s pretty clear of all the teams in this league at least nobody likes us, and I’m sure they feel terrible that we always say we don’t care.
     
  4. DAK77

    DAK77 Member+

    Nov 10, 2008
    Merion Village, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Calm down, geesh..... Looks like somebody is getting laid by nobody
     
  5. Kayak

    Kayak Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Columbus
    Shhh, nobody’s going to like it if that gets out.
     
  6. CrewNoob

    CrewNoob Member

    May 7, 2008
    Huntington, WV
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nobody likes us, we don't care. That seems a bit harsh for someone who likes us, we should welcome nobody with open arms.
     
  7. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It was Archimedes (but I had to look)

    Socrates heads it in! Socrates has scored! The Greeks are going mad, the Greeks are going mad. Socrates scores, got a beautiful cross from Archimedes. The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside.
     
  8. CrewNoob

    CrewNoob Member

    May 7, 2008
    Huntington, WV
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My favorite part was when Freud slipped while on defense.
     
  9. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well there may be no score, but there's certainly no lack of excitement here. As you can see, Nietzsche has just been booked for arguing with the referee. He accused Confucius of having no free will, and Confucius he say, "Name go in book". And this is Nietzsche's third booking in four games.
     
  10. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    ...and it was offside too.
     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That is from my favorite Beatles movie.


    We all cheer for a yellow soccer team!
     
  12. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I ain't got Nobody
    Nobody cares for me.
    :D
     
  13. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't wait to see Kristina wearing Nobody's jersey at the tailgate.
     
  14. Finnegans Wake

    Finnegans Wake New Member

    Aug 28, 2008
    Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
  15. 9 Rush

    9 Rush Member

    Sep 9, 2004
    C'bus
    You're still happy after she exposed her cans to you on Saturday :D
     
  16. Finnegans Wake

    Finnegans Wake New Member

    Aug 28, 2008
    Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I just barfed

    [​IMG]

    You get a red card to...
     
  17. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Haha. Classic.
     
  18. osubowler

    osubowler Member

    Apr 7, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I highly doubt Kristina would expose her cans to him.....
     
  19. bradd

    bradd Member

    Jun 11, 2008
    Detroit, MI
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Posting in favor of the words "cans". +1
     
  20. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    [​IMG]

    Kristina with her cans and a wiener in her hand.
     
  21. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    I've been a bit disconnected recently. Are the reserves also playing the nobody reserves on Sunday or is it just the Crew playing Nobody on the 18th?
     
  22. DAK77

    DAK77 Member+

    Nov 10, 2008
    Merion Village, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's game day bitches
     
  23. Pauncho

    Pauncho Member+

    Mar 2, 1999
    Bexley, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Going out on a limb here, but I just feel like this is a nil-nil draw.
     
  24. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #49 KCbus, Apr 18, 2009
    Last edited: Jan 1, 2024
    I don't see how you could be picking a tie. The Crew have consistantly beaten Nobody all season.
     
  25. foozer

    foozer Member

    Dec 19, 2005
    Indy
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anybody know where I can catch a stream of the Nobody game? Money's tight and I don't really want to drop the $20 just to see us play Nobody.

    They're so overrated. I even heard Nobody tried to lure Ryan Coiner out of retirement.
     

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