Crew Sheep League Season XII (new players sign up)

Congrats to the winners, and thanks to Cleazer for running this league for so many years.

 

Damn cleaze tease! I read the 2nd line and got excited. Then I scrolled down to the 3rd line and my hope faded away.

 

Not me. I'm never playing this stupid game again.












Oh, who am I kidding? I'll see all you motherflockers next season.

 

I hate the offseason but I guess we should give the boys some R&R.

Time to hit the beach.

 

You enjoy the beach. My team just needs a rest. It's been a long season.

 

My sheep were prepared for this



but coach says all they are getting is this

 

And THAT, Rams and ewes, is what we call a Cleaze Tease!

 

Giving the team a few extra days on the golf course this year:

 

One way to get a close cropped green....

 

more like...

 

Big Mean Dragon FC's announced offseason addition, meet The Ewezers. Club Sporting Director remarked, "we're hoping to distract the opposition's offense next season to assist defense after this past seasons complete collapse and our overall woeful defensive performances."

 

http://www.myfox28columbus.com/news...ers-Worth-of-Fleece-199536.shtml#.Veji2_lVhBc


Lost Australian sheep yields 30 sweaters worth of fleece.

 

That's got to be a record transfer-sheering during the silly season.