Sally Field won an Emmy last night, but as she was accepting her award, Craig Waibel decided to pass by and f*ck up her speech... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW3m0JEMrYk
The real reason that Zidane headbutted Materazzi was that he saw Waibel on the sideline and in a fear fueled panic he turned to run the opposite direction and he had to get Materazzi out of his way.
Jose Mourinho quit Chelsea because of a rumor that Waibel would be visiting London on Holiday and Mourinho wants plenty of time to clear out of London before Waibel's visit.
Waibel did not win the Honda Player of the award because the voters were afraid of being caught in the cross-fire in a crowded banquet hall when some fool incurs the wrath of Waibel by mistakenly trying to compare Waibel and Landy Cakes.
Actually, Jose left Chelsea because he wanted to buy Craig Waibel and bring him to Stamford Bridge. The FA told him no, because the league was afraid of what Waibel would do to those little sissies like Cristiano Ronaldo and Steven Gerrard, so they told Chelsea to buy someone else. Mourinho left in a fit of rage.
I saw Waibel jogging this morning at Memorial Park...... ......true fact. Wait? I'm not supposed to put facts like that? Damn... Well, there weren't any cops around when Waibel was jogging. Why? 'Cause they knew that no crime ever occurs around Waibel
Jack Del Rio and his players better stop acting like a bunch of punks or we're gonna have to let Waibel loose on them.
Duh...anyone who offers to build a stadium on their own deserves to get it. And if he didn't get an award this year, he'd glare at the MLS staff, sending them straight to hell as a result
Craig Waibel set half of California on fire when he lit one of his farts. The thing is, he was in Houston at the time.
I'm going to bet that 95% of the people here have no idea what you are talking about but I do. Well done.
You ever seen the back of a $20 bill...on weed? That's some crazy shit! There's a dude behind the bushes. Does he have a gun? I don't know! Red team go! Red team go!
Jon Stewart= the man. edit to include waibel fact. waibel is red team, and the back of the twenty dollar bill commemorates his finest moment stoping the assasination of ronald reagan. its so top secret, however, that the only way you can see it is on weed, because, lets be honest, who's gonna believe them?