Cows

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by Eggy, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    All this talk of Cows... isn't Wisconsin supposed to be where all the cows are?

    I never see many cows in Ohio. Lotsa fookin deer but never cows.
     
  2. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    turkey bacon with swiss
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Heck I saw three fooking dead deer on my way to work...

    Cows.
    We have cows, but doesn't Chicago have more?
     
  3. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    40,000 according to the internet
     
  4. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Many of which are the wives/girlfriends of fire fans.
     
  5. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Or the dike lovers of the hoolie-wannabe that got arrested in 137.
     
  6. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    turkey bacon with swiss
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    oh my god, this thread is so fooking funny. eggy saves the day yet again.

    SUPER EGGY!

    Yeah, there are lots of deer in Ohio. Lots of cows between bread at mcdonalds, but no living ones.

    Just proves that these DC asswipes have no idea what the fook they're talking about as always.
     
  8. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is just wrong. Fire fans know how to have a relationship?? I didn't know something that stupid could figure that out.

    "hey, let's go over to the crew section."
    "ok."
    "we can punch a cop."
     
  9. Crew14

    Crew14 Member

    Apr 11, 2000
    Brunswick
    Speaking of cows, didn't one completely destroy their city a while back? Something about a lantern in a barn. Maybe we should find a cow and send it to finish the job.

    C14
     
  10. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Hey, let's git these dogies driven up to the railhead in Youngstown"

    "Jest gotta look out for them rustlers outta Newark"

    "Yep. And don't forget to keep an eye out fer them wild Indians - I hear they're on the warpath up around Toledo"

    Ohio is an ag state - corn and soybeans. Wisconsin has cows, Texas has cattle, and Illinois - well, I'm sorry to say they just have swine.
     
  11. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't forget Superman!!

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    ****Note that this picture was taken in Metropolis, Illinois.****
     
  12. Hard Karl

    Hard Karl New Member

    Sep 3, 2002
    WB05 Compound
    You can't get further from Chicago than Metropolis (except for Cairo).
     
  13. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With a name like Grouchy, I guess I know how they got dead, eh?
     
  14. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member+

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Freddy the F*re fan says:

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  15. jmeissen0

    jmeissen0 New Member

    Mar 31, 2001
    page 1078
    i've never seen a collection of fans so stuck upon the idea that everyone in the world thinks they are below second rate... so that they start threads to defend the notion they aren't second rate... to themselves




    by the way... how long has soccerandy5 been using the screen name eggy?
     
  16. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    sod off wanker.
     
  17. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    jmeissen you'rejokes aren't funny and their fckuing up our feng shuei now piss off back to your own board where you can talk about scarves with bulldogs and fists with riot grrl chi town or whatever her pissing name is.
     
  18. NorwichBu

    NorwichBu Member

    Jan 9, 2002
    Columbus, OH
    jmeissen0:

    we don't like soccerandy that much here, and you associating that foul name with eggy won't win you intelligence votes. so do us a favor and fyck off.

    worthless assclown...
     
  19. modernpiracy

    modernpiracy New Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    chicago
    how did you wankers figure out how to side step the censors and swear? sod off you bloody sort. what does your crew of droogs look like? any casuals or are you all skinheads? oi for now mates. by the way, zak nice hair ya geezer.
     
  20. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    What do you think you are Clockwork Orange?
     
  21. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jesus Christ, who put out the WELCOME sign for every piece of crap jerkoff and Mommy-bonker on BS?

    Can't open up the Forum without having to read useless, boring, irrelevant and infantile mewlings from bowlfloaters like jmeissen, who is so busy thinking himself quite the "footie guy" that he doesn't notice everyone else knows he's sitting there with his pitiful excuse for a manhood in his right hand.

    You want cows, motherfucker?

    [​IMG]
     
  22. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    sour grapes.
     
  23. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bill, I'm disappointed that it took you to page 2 to post that pic. I figured it would be within minutes of the start of the thread that your favorite cow pic would be on this thread.
     
  24. modernpiracy

    modernpiracy New Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    chicago
    oh sweet, cows with guns, lubin' up for some good old doggy style.

    you guys are some massive blokes at that. cheers mates.
    cam
     

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