I think Dubya should take a look into outlawing "cornholing". http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...=5&u=/ap/20041101/ap_on_re_us/corn_toss_crazy It has quotes from the founder of the American Cornhole Association. And don't forget that the Cornhole Classic takes place in February.
Ah, an excuse to get pissed, why didn't you say that? Incidentally, I believe you have to be very drunk to take part in cheese rolling. Look here: http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk
Ugh. Nary a spring Saturday goes by here without the soft "thump, thump" of corn-seed filled burlap on plywood, echoing off the front sidewalks and apartment courtyards. I'll never get it.