I got a handjob in Tijuana in 2001. It was good stuff and only cost twenty bucks. And in case one is wondering, no, I am not joking. I personally like the Asian Cup. It's a fun tournament, as Asia is loaded with talent. I tend to root for Hong Kong, as that's who I always used to play as in Sidekicks for the Neo Geo as a boy. Let us all pay tribute to Wesley Willis.