Awesome! Thanks for posting those pictures. I still remember seeing little kids cry (literally) after their parents coerced them into giving Jose 2 high fives. The picture of Jose 1 reminds me of this one God-forsaken halftime show when vegetables were jumping on trampolines and running a relay race. Most surreal moment of my life. Jose 2's picture is from a set of D.A.R.E. trading cards, isn't it? And unless that futuristic helmet contains a neural based program for mental manipulation, Jose takes Rikter in the 3rd round
I have them......kinda......well......my wife keeps them locked up in a hidden place. She says i'll never have any balls as long as i live.
Wow! I missed version 2.0 of Jose Clash. No wonder the kids wanted to run for cover. If I saw him coming, I think I'd be hiding with Lindsey. Looks like something I saw out by the river the other day.
yeah what the heck is Version 2.0 supposed to be. He really does look like some mutated creature pulled out of the Gulf of Mexico. That's so scary.
He definitely looks like something that would do battle with Godzilla or Mothra. Right out of the Tokyo studios.
yeah instead of a Ritker vs Clash v 2.0, lets do Godzilla vs Clash with King Kong taking the winner. Anyone want to place bets???
Godzilla attempts to shoot his lightning breath at Jose Clash, but the thousands of weeping children form a moat of tears around our hero. Godzilla, stuck perpetually lumbering forward, walks into said moat and emits the yell of Million Perishing Lotuses as he dies. With his newfound status as conqueror of Godzilla, Jose Clash beomes a huge pop star in Japan.