Conrad's Mailbag

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by elainemichelle, Sep 2, 2002.

  1. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
  2. 1Bri Fanatic333

    1Bri Fanatic333 New Member

    Jul 12, 2000
    LMAO!! I luv Bobcat!
     
  3. RUBY223

    RUBY223 New Member

    Jul 7, 2001
    Sunnyvale
    poor Landon...everyone wants a piece of him!
     
  4. megs2

    megs2 New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Missouri
    The last question in Jimmy's new article was mine. Wow, I'm so happy my question was chosen! :)
     
  5. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Excellent. Conrad is funnier than ldb. This witty comment is one that I greatly appreciated:
    "Soccer is the book and the rest of the sports are Cliffs Notes. The "very little brain" people don't want the details (for instance, a forward making a run to take a defender away and opening space for another forward to run into); they want little snippets (slam dunks, home runs, touchdowns, more points, more points, more points). As for the reaction, it seems normal to go on the defensive when you don't know for sure what you are talking about. It's easier to say, "that sport sucks," then to say, "you know, I don't really understand it."

    So true. So true.
     
  6. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC

    That is the greatest
     
  7. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Woo-hoo!!! Jimmy answered my question!! I feel so connected to him. I think I'll stalk him.
     
  8. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca



    Yeah but.....uhhhh....well, I have waaaaay less caution points. :D
     
  9. 1Bri Fanatic333

    1Bri Fanatic333 New Member

    Jul 12, 2000
    Not according to your wife...
     
  10. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    My wife gives out cards too easy, My caution points are for Dissent and Unsporting Behavior......Jimmy is a hack, I just have a bad attitude. :D
     
  11. cpwilson80

    cpwilson80 Member+

    Mar 20, 2001
    Boston
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My favorite:

    Where is Rikter?
    -- Livermore, CA

    JC: I believe Rikter is hanging out with fellow ex-mascot Jose Clash as they continue to scare innocent children for the sole purpose of not having that child ever come back to Spartan Stadium.

    Good God, remember when Jose Clash version 2.0 came out? Those poor, poor children
     
  12. Kelso2Utd

    Kelso2Utd New Member

    Aug 12, 2002
    New England, USA
    The Quakes wouldn't be the same without jimmaaay
     
  13. 1Bri Fanatic333

    1Bri Fanatic333 New Member

    Jul 12, 2000
    Man, your spelling is wrose than mine even. It's JIMMY
     
  14. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Dont worry, shes not from around here :D
     
  15. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Did somebody invoke my avatar?
     
  16. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca


    Wouldn't that Jose Clash head be cool to stick in the passenger seat of Lindsey's car as a prank.....she open's the door after a night game and the interior light comes on and there it is.....in the passenger seat.....a mascot head. :D
     
  17. Turcs

    Turcs Member

    Apr 20, 2000
    Wake Forest, NC
    Re: Re: Conrad's Mailbag

    Your avatar is v3.0 -- the Mr. Hankey version of Jose Clash
     
  18. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Re: Conrad's Mailbag

    Whoops. I could never keep them straight. Was v2.0 the "Power Rangers" version?
     
  19. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Maybe instead of writing a column for CNN/SI he should be learning how to play defense.
     
  20. Richter Boy

    Richter Boy New Member

    Mar 1, 2000
    Soulard, STL
    Well said slippery. His literary skills are a hell of a lot worse than his soccer skills though.
     
  21. cpwilson80

    cpwilson80 Member+

    Mar 20, 2001
    Boston
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Crazy George's best bud

    Nevertheless, that is a fantastic picture! :) Does anyone know where there are pictures of the evolution (and eventual demise) of our favorite mascot?

    Jose Clash would have kicked Rikter's ass.
     
  22. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
    ...spitting self-expression into the soil of our souls...

    --Alliteration at it's finest.
     
  23. 1Bri Fanatic333

    1Bri Fanatic333 New Member

    Jul 12, 2000
    If that were to happen, regardless if you had anything at all to do with it happening....Id rip your balls off and feed them to Landon (regardless if you have them or not)
     
  24. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can see you don't sit in 130-131, Lindsey. KelsoUtd2's spelling is not wrose.
     
  25. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Horse crap. Go stomp on the grapes, RB.
     

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